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nothing like an entire chapter of organ, limb, and head transplant with a section on cannibalism over dinner yay

not the double cross oml

“But I’ll disarm for you, princess” (60) OKAAYYY
And then kidnapping the king is so funny

and may God bless Brigid Kemmerer she never lets me down 🙏🏻

eeerrmmm no not really, sorry 🫥

ok so they’re…princess diaries-ing a lost rightful heir? cool cool let’s see how this goes

deliciously grotesque

I…is anything going to happen? All we’ve got is “I don’t like being a girl,” “I trust and distrust this guy,” “Cleopatra.” I really like stories of Egypt but what is even happening

this is insane /pos the grotesque and the magical weaving together

MAAAANNN this book made me cry like three times 🥺😭 i would give almost anything to have what will and juliet have

NOT HER LITERALLY DYING OF CONSUMPTION AND HIM GETTING MAD AT THE DOCTOR

#NeedThat

the trope of off-putting, ghostly women continues it’s strong tradition 😌↕️

this book is a little too real i can’t believe i’m reading it on a whim

A TORTURE CHAMBER?????

finally an nice gentleman AND HES NOT EVEN INTO HER smh

incredible piece of literature. beautifully long-winded, and filling in the lore behind the hobbit and lotr series. tolkien i love you so much 💕

does this author….have some kind of food fetish ?? some of this is a little outrageous 😵‍💫