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“Did Canada even have universities?” PLEASE I will not stand for this slander 😭

“Sticky slit” …. Sticky slit?!?!?!!?? No thank you

Lowkey getting kinda bored with this but it seems like maybe things are about to pick up

"Stupid men are the only ones worth knowing, after all." Why is this line not spoken about more lmao

“The mind doesn’t waste time being scared of things that don’t matter” bro’s never heard of anxiety

I'm really enjoying the world building in this one, so I'm very hopeful!!

“I’m gonna process this shit, and then I am gonna give you a manly hug” is an iconic and hilarious line for a hockey player to say to the captain who just came out as gay lmao

Stanley cup?? So it IS the NHL?? So my comment about the 5 min penalty is valid!!

So they already said I love you, are we going a just get 5 more sex scenes?? I’m kinda over it

Reminding myself that this book doesn't claim to be NHL hockey, just professional hockey (and a made up team) cause in the NHL, a 5-min penalty usually means some one got seriously injured, and there's no implication that that happened.

Whoops jk the third sec scene is at 23%, not 33%

We’re at the third sex scene… like I know this is smut but come on

Maybe it's just me but it's a bit creepy to be saving pics of a celebrity's photo shoot to your phone

Gonna be honest, not really feeling this one

“The fumbles effortlessly with his zipper” FUMBLES???? Effortlessly?? That’s NOT sexy

I hate how I'm not enjoying this

Don’t really love how fast the album writing, producing, and release happened?? Like one paragraph and all of a sudden she’s nominated for an award??

Kinda loving the slow burn

I’m surprised we’re getting the reveal of the break up this early but I’m not mad about it

Why is no one concerned that the pet bird will eat the pet mouse?? Or is this subtle foreshadowing?

As someone in an ldr, this is so real

“Ew, I don’t want men to talk to me” mood lmao

the shirtless man on the cover is actual a reflection of what's happening in the book and not just the normal "half-naked man on romance" cover!!!

Not really of loving how we’ve barely started and there’s already numerous mentions of ACOTAR

"I can tell you some things but I can't tell you everything yet" bro there's no time left to keep keeping secrets???

He’s fucking her with a pencil while in class???

“Has anyone owned this pussy before” ew ew ew

I love these two omg

Dill pickle is an amazing nickname for Dylan