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Ngl I’m kinda bored with this one

Now that the dragons have appeared, I kinda wanna reread Eragon lol

I don’t mean to be rude but if the mmc is described as having a hot radio voice, why did they cast a this narrator.. he does not have a hot radio voice imo

This is already so much better than Half His Age

Why is everyone pretending that Hannah isn’t the villain here 😠😠

“I won’t go down without a fight.” Wdym??? You crumpled in the first second of round one wdym you’re gonna fight???

Istg if the reason they’re not currently together is because of a miscommunication years ago I’m gonna be so mad

So he buys his fiancé a necklace for her birthday that the fiancé’s sister picked out and then he buys the fiancé’s sister a drawing tablet that hasn’t been released yet WITH custom designs on the hardware as an early birthday present that he gives her AT the fiancé’s birthday party??? Could we be less obvious lmao

I hate Eleanor

How am I supposed to feel sympathetic for a character who, when presented with 3 options and didn’t know what any of them meant, picked one at random and got upset when it wasn’t what she wanted?? Like you could have just asked for details until you understood??

There’s nothing that will convince me otherwise that this wasn’t a cathartic writing exercise for Hoover and that she wrote a “dark romance” because that’s what’s popular (it’s not even dark romance but that’s what it feels like she’s going for)

You’re telling me that the rest of this beast of a book is in THE PAST??? (Except for the last chapter and the epilogue)

“She would have liked the luxury of having a mental breakdown” girl SAME

“Did Canada even have universities?” PLEASE I will not stand for this slander 😭

“Sticky slit” …. Sticky slit?!?!?!!?? No thank you

Lowkey getting kinda bored with this but it seems like maybe things are about to pick up

"Stupid men are the only ones worth knowing, after all." Why is this line not spoken about more lmao

“The mind doesn’t waste time being scared of things that don’t matter” bro’s never heard of anxiety

I'm really enjoying the world building in this one, so I'm very hopeful!!

“I’m gonna process this shit, and then I am gonna give you a manly hug” is an iconic and hilarious line for a hockey player to say to the captain who just came out as gay lmao

Stanley cup?? So it IS the NHL?? So my comment about the 5 min penalty is valid!!

So they already said I love you, are we going a just get 5 more sex scenes?? I’m kinda over it

Reminding myself that this book doesn't claim to be NHL hockey, just professional hockey (and a made up team) cause in the NHL, a 5-min penalty usually means some one got seriously injured, and there's no implication that that happened.

Whoops jk the third sec scene is at 23%, not 33%

We’re at the third sex scene… like I know this is smut but come on

Maybe it's just me but it's a bit creepy to be saving pics of a celebrity's photo shoot to your phone

Gonna be honest, not really feeling this one

“The fumbles effortlessly with his zipper” FUMBLES???? Effortlessly?? That’s NOT sexy

I hate how I'm not enjoying this

Don’t really love how fast the album writing, producing, and release happened?? Like one paragraph and all of a sudden she’s nominated for an award??