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i forgot how much i love these people please let me stay here forever

mmc just made me roll my eyes three times in the first 3% so my hopes are on the ground but hey rhysand mention 🤭

IM GOING TO PEEL MY SKIN OFF I CLOCK IN IN TEN MINUTES VUT I NEED TO BE TRANSPORTED TO THIS WORLD PLEASE DONT MAKE ME GO TO WORK IMGOFNDHWHQUWIQHQQUWHQHSBQJ

my lunch break is not enough i need to clock out right now and not break eye contact with my kindle until i finish this. PLEASE

not to get ahead of myself but this might end up my favorite of the series like i can feel and see the 2-month reading slump leaving my body god i love these people so much AND THIS TROPE . THIS PART I’M READING RN. FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

anyone else start the year off so good being like 15+ books ahead of their goal months ago but now being behind. anyone else been on their kindle every day but haven’t read a real book since may because they’ve been reading fics instead. no yeah me neither

quite literally will never not lose it at this part. me laughing like a maniac like i’m reading a comedy and wasn’t just pulling my hair out from stress a chapter ago

RRRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

HE SAID ITTTTTTT 🦊💔🚬 the mere mention of those two words has me clutching my chest and on the verge of throwing up. me gasping and updating after every page like this is my first time reading sorry but also i don’t give a fuck i love them so much i’m miserable

THE FUCKING HOLLOW . I LOVE THIS WORLD SO MUCH WHO’S GONNA STOP ME FROM REREADING TBONA FOR THE 60TH TIME. 🕰️🎂🍻🥟🍵🥧💔❤️‍🩹

I’M GOING TO BASH MY HEAD IN . JAAAAAAAAACKS

JACKS 🥰🍎🏹🦊💔 FINALLY ……… 10 whole chapters in. that’s 98 pages compared to apollo showing up in page 1. what are we even doing here

just gasped at the halo-halo mention 🍧🥹 cuuuuuute

it feels illegal to be skimming #his chapters but god i really cannot stand him nor do i gaf even a little bit 😸

finally got the paperback so you know what that means 🤓📖📝📑🩷 jacks my beloved i’ve missed you so much

wait i’m creeped out i’m reading in the living room and my aunt sits with me to watch so she turns on family feud. me getting to this page and the fmc is watching family feud. WEIRD AND FREAKY

💩💨🪭 . that’s shit hitting the fan in case it wasn’t clear. goddammit

literally only reading this because my aunt asked if i’ve read any freida books. me like yeah girl 8 times and her going have you read the housemaid. me: noooo. her: i have the paperback! here! you should read it! so obviously i had no choice

#THAT LINE . AS OVERUSED AS IT IS IT WILL DO IT FOR ME EVERY TIME WHAT CAN I SAAAAAAYYYYYY

HE’S SO . PULLS HAIR OUT

guys……

girl gets in a month-long slump and reads approximately 200 bts fics give or take but as soon as she opens a fantasy romantasy dystopian book she gets thru 20% of it easy and has one foot in the door of obsessedtown. girl is me if that wasn’t clear

this scene is literally #the scene from tbona. #the one that singlehandedly ruined my life. my face rn

oh my god 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

AGAIN. HAPPINESS BY TAYLOR SWIFT COMING ON SHUFFLE AS I READ THE PHRASE “GLIMMER OF HAPPINESS”……. this witch

THE TIMING THAT THESE SONGS FROM A RANDOM PLAYLIST I FOUND ON SPOTIFY HAVE IS GETTING CREEPY………….

me in public reading the part i’m at right now as come back be here comes on shuffle. nose hurts trying so hard not to burst into tears