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Her last name sounds like shart

No one text, call, email, or send me a smoke signal until further notice.

Back to my roots

Unfortunately did NOT realize this book is written by the same lady who wrote Pucking Around which was just a weird hockey porno book. Fuck my life I cannot believe I accidentally bought another polyamorous book. Although I am an idiot, I am not a quitter. I will be reading this book and then burning it.

So we are ignoring the part where he kidnapped his childhood friend’s fiancée and threatened to rape her okay 😍