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BRO CAN YOU PLEASE BE MADLY IN LOVE WITH HER SOME OTHER TIME??

I'm not letting this timeout a fifth time - I WILL FINISH THIS

my daughter is CATCHING. BODIES.

no no no i just KNOW they are gonna die stop making me love these goobers STOP

Solid solid

oh she CRAZY crazy

i can't tell if i'm devouring this book or if it's devouring me~

yo wait this is getting like LOVECRAFTIAN now whaaat??? i am sattt~!

mercy! where did the time go!

one thing about my boy Dinios he is GOING to throw up in chapter 1

Yeah okay already she's mogging that previous author, this book is COOKING

STOP ENDING YOUR CHAPTERS LIKE THIS. LET ME GO TO SLEEP PLEASE.

i understand you are having fun finding clues but maybe you are finding a little too much? maybe we should go tell the investigator about some of these clues first?? stop going deeper BY YOURSELF my guy???

BRO THIS IS GAAAAAAAS WTFFFFF

ok yeah part 3 the protag is kinda cocky now and its starting to give the book some flavor i dig it

ooooh okay so Part 3 we're kinda in our bag a little, I see you!

"No need to be alarmed detectives. I'm nothing but a mere terrorist"

...well in that case!

part one has such fun ideas; train heists, gang fights with laser katanas... but the delivery is just too dry :(

maybe part two is better?

oh boy... the world is interesting but the writing style is like a combination between a video game script and a business report

it's that time of the year - blerdcon haul means reading more black indie authors!!!

yo ok so this lady just HATES hotels specifically???

back in middle school i randomly chose langston hughes for a black history essay, now after actually reading one of his books, 11 y/o me really was onto sumn cuz this guy's writing is absolutely FIRE

Sinners minus vampires and the twins

*repeatedly forces her towards evil*
*is surprised when she snaps and becomes evil*

I love the concept of her roommates hating her so much they stay up multiple nights doing research and crafting potions to help her escape just so they don't have to deal with her anymore XD

yo this author is beating the STUFFING out of these two protags... like bro arent these girls 12 years old?? chill with the excrutiating torture???

Sophie: "I'm gonna be a pretty princess and marry the hot guy~♡"
Agatha: *scaling towers over death drops, crawling through secret air ducts, 3v1ing demon gargoyles on the roof ledge during a thunderstorm*

these characters are on either side of the locked-in spectrum

crazy how modern this feels

I keep teetering between "he's cooking" and "where are we going with this" - needless to say I'm engaged

wow... i dont think i've ever read something where you can FEEL the rage radiating from the words like this