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"I proceeded to get drunk in record time. Maybe because I'd skipped dinner in favour of reading fanfic and eating a bagel in bed, or maybe because I drank the equivalent of six shots in forty-five minutes, but whatever it was, by ten o'clock, I felt genuinely relaxed and happy, which was definitely a sign that I was not in my right mind." 💀

“I needed my own space. How was I supposed to sleep or read fanfic or get dressed or do anything with someone else in the room? How was I supposed to relax when I had to socialise with another person every moment I was awake?”

Well well well, isn’t that relatable. 💀

… wait WHAT. 🤨 That escalated very quickly.

alright, let’s give this book a 2nd chance (last time I picked it up was in April 👀)

Ok, können wir darüber reden, wie cool Sh‘eenaz ist? 🖤🧜🏻‍♀️