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Bruh Kikuchi's friend calling Futaba a bitch??? I might not like Kikuchi, but dude would never put up with that shit if he knew. BEAT HIS ASS BLONDE BOY

Okay maybe I'm enjoying Kou suffering the consequences of his actions a little bit

Oh my god I'm sick to death of Narumi. BEGONE and stop shit stirring ffs

I love Kou and Kominato's dynamic honestly. We love honest friendships

Oh my poor boy. Very proud of Futaba though, good for her

Yayyyy the kiss. I hate the second leads so much BEGONEEE

I have to suffer through Narumi and Toma to get to the good bit. I have to suffer first.

Listen I love me a blushy blonde boy, but Toma will NEVERRRR be Daiki Mamura

Oh god it's time for Kou's miscommunication arc

Oh god I'm about to experience true suffering. At least Futaba is a sweetheart

LIKE HOW CAN YOU INTRODUCE A SECOND LEAD AFTER AN EMOTIONAL BEAT LIKE THAT???

Ughhhh introduction of the second ML, time to suffer

Oh god, knowing what happens later... I'm gonna miss this Kou

ITS TIME FOR THE FIRST LOVE TRIANGLE LETS GOOOOO

Time to see if Kou pisses me off as much as he did when I was 16! Right now he's a lil sweet boy, but I'm not sure if I'll forgive his later nonsense

Simon and Clary's friendship means the world to me

Malecs impact on gay couples in popular fiction cannot be understated, but I genuinely hate their ages and can't get on board with the relationship as an adult. Wdym an 18 year old is in a relationship with a 000s year old who UNDERSTANDS the difference in their maturity

THEY PUT JACE INTO JESSAMINE'S CELL GOOD GOD

Unironically, Jem took one look at Jace and went "yup, that's Wills", oh Herongreystairs you are so dear to me

Jem truly is about to take one look at Jace and go "fuck me, this one is Will's for sure"

WILL HERONDALE MENTIONED, BUT AT WHAT COST

You know what, rereading this series as an adult... Magnus and Alec's relationship is actually hellish. Why have they got me siding with Maryse over it??? Like Alec with a new warlock? Whatever. But Alex with 000s year old Magnus Bane, High Warlock of Brooklyn, long lived experienced being feels so wrong. Alec is just a baby.

"Jace has" girl I don't believe for a second that Mr Self Loathing himself lost his virginity before meeting Clary. Sure, maybe if they were older at the start of the series, but nah

Okay but Simon's harem is really funny actually. What do you mean he has to call three people to see which "girlfriend" got kidnapped???

THATS RIGHT, I KNOW IZZY IS A GIRLS GIRL

Anddddd Simon's Terrible, No Good, Awful day continues with how two-timing getting caught put