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THE SAPPHO QUOTE 😫😫😫 THE GODDAMN SAPPHO QUOTE

covid commentary???

the best part of this book is edgar allen poe describing lesbians to abraham lincoln

EDGAR ALLEN POE???

the real horror is the continuing extreme racism

THE PARALLELS!!!! THE FUCKING PARALLELS!!!!!!!!!!!!

i need y’all to know that an actual and real anatomical study of the clitoris wasn’t done until helen did it in the year of our lord and savior 2005. i was 6 years old when the first mri of a clitoris was performed…

this book is so fucking bad for my mental health jesus christ. you think it’s gonna be all great when you get to the immune system chapter and we have a little story about typhoid mary BUT when we cut to the reproductive health issues that were caused by the covid vaccine??? ITS A LOT LESS FUCKING ENTERTAINING

“In other words, little girls were doing too much thinking, and not enough pooping, and these priorities needed to be reversed - not just for their sake but for the betterment of society”

i fucking love this book

happy tuesday everyone! for our discussion today, let’s discuss what the phrase “labia leeches” means to you!

i’m already mad

during this difficult time, please respect my privacy and do not contact me unless you’re karen marie moning and have more books for me

it’s the beginning of the end baby

i’m so sorry for perpetuating gender roles but how am i supposed to take this man’s dirty talking seriously when i know lark is driving and he’s being a fucking passenger princess

lark is the type to sing randomly so somebody will compliment her and then do the debby ryan hair tuck/side smile combo

ethel “i get all the boys numbers” i would die for you

ya know when you can tell an author learned a two word and won’t stop using it? who the fuck calls someone acerbic in a text

okay 500 days of summer “you’re a fan of the smiths?” headass

when y’all ask me what i mean by a good slow-burn, i need y’all to know that the mmc JUST started talking to the fmc with her actual first name

holy shit. this is what sci-fi should be.

NANA WITH THE ROLLING PIN??

y’all i’m so sorry i do not mean to continue complaining about this book but in what universe are we supposed to find rowan attractive

cute when he called her love when he was on his way to save her. not cute when he told the other victim to shut the fuck up and stop crying

obsessed with the hannibal ref

i’m so sorry but the ick i’m getting from him being rude asf to his own wait staff AND the imagery of him flopping around on the hood of that guys car is becoming too much

i swear if Daisy's a ghost or something

new book by karen, joyride by kesha is out, and sangria in a mug, it’s a great day to be a bitch in the 21st century

THE PLOT TWIST??? MY GOD???

mom i’m scared. the weird british couple are talking about conditioner like it’s not a normal thing to use…