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college level reading right here y’all, i’m paying good money to dissect this literary masterpiece.

of all the things i expected, a mrs. dalloway reference was not one of them

i appreciate that almost all the food consumed so far has been made of bananas

please tell me i’m halfway there

already incest? i thought we were going to wait until at least page 60, for the half siblings to fall in love

The names in this novel:
Nugget Bluff, Texas
Stonecipheco Beadsman
Concarnadine Beadsman
Richard Vigorous
Shaker Heights High School
The High Demiurge and Poobah of the Psi Phi fraternal order of brothers
Wang-Dang Lang
Sue Shaw

LESBIANS

High Burroughs and not high Burroughs write in very different stratums.

Glokta may not have a crown but at least he got that teeth fetish

go to hell jezal luthar. worse than a torturer and a murderer

a democratic constitutional monarchy... and we’re gonna put jezal at the head of it

incest, ankles, and death

jezal, angry sex is not the answer to this one

you make a fucking society of women warriors and this is still full of an unbelievable amount of sexism.

my feelings. baz you broke me, you gay legend

i am absolutely disgusted that i love this harry potter fanfic as much as i do

This better be depressing as all shit

No one:

Diana Gabaldon: I wrote a 400 page short story. Haha oopsies

i hate this with a passion

6 pages in and i have a strong desire to punch the narrator in the mouth