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oh this is going to be so fun

i fear the last 100 pages could've been 50

girl they sure are taking their sweet time preparing to save a CHILD KIDNAPPED BY A CULT. WHERE'S THE URGENCY???

lowkey the pacing of this one is ummmmmm not that great! :/

I FREAKING LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE CROWS IN FANTASY BOOKS

if what i think is going on is actually happening then i might need to give robin hobb a standing ovation for writing the Gayest Fucking Plot Point without it actually being… Gay

i'm not into this pov switch AT ALL!!!!!!!!!! i wanna be drowning in fitz's thoughts and fears and feelings 24/7……….

girl i almost had three heart-attacks reading this last chapter jesus christ

not to sound insensitive to my bestie fitz (going through the nine circles of hell, again) but i'm BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED

miscommunication trope as God intended (i need to be shot with a tranquilizer dart)

the prose is beautiful but i fear i'm falling asleep plot-wise :/ plus the only character i truly feel connected to is agnes :/

where the helllllll is this goinggggggg

if this doesn’t speed up right now i will, in fact, fall asleep

well now every single character is pissing me off

am i problematic if i say i really like charles…

kinda obsessed not gonna lie

oh adam and charles i fear you are gonna be my new roman and kendall roy (derogatory)

i think i just read the best two chapters of a fantasy book in my life.

something feels slightly off with the pacing of the story but!!!!!!! who cares about that when it’s Psychological Warfare Olympics here :)

what the fuck did i just read… i feel nauseous

sleepy hand-holding….. oh i will never recover……

oh i know the fool is Cooking something… he’s about to do the pettiest entrance of his motherfucking life… i might be completely wrong tho… either way, fitz is about to experience even more psychological warfare…

right now this is a very strong contender to be in my top 3 favorite read of 2025………some people were just BORN to write i guess!

soul-bond of doom and despair. i wanna take my eyes out of my stupid face so that i don’t have to continue reading and breaking my OWN heart :/

DRAGONS?????? WE ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BACK!!!!!!!!!

soooo confused as to where this is going (derogatory and complimentary in equal measure)

this is sooooooooooo not funny anymore :)

the fool's straight era? are we being for real?