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continuing my hate-read of this series, jacob just imprinted on the baby. somebody kill me.

hey wait everyone is annoying me

oh hi

i just love trees

this is slow going but i’m loving it

wait i’m eating this up

just ignore me over here

i feel like i could murder someone and get away with it

reading this book for a man (the man is my dad)

this girls got a serious case of oldest sibling syndrome (game recognizes game)

the guy reading the audiobook pissed me off so i switched to the ebook

they’ve lost their dog in the snow and that’s really sad but his name is bob so i keep thinking they’ve lost a 65 year old white man in suspenders

simonopio is my child and if anyone hurts him i will personally visit their house and unplug their microwave

so far the city is chronic

this is the first book that my used book subscription sent me and i am scared

it’s taking me eons to get through this. and everyone kind of sucks??

i am so excited to read this surely we’ve made it past all the incest surely there cannot be more

deciding if this is good enough for patience to read…..unclear so far

deliciously creepy so far

this was my last hinge date's all-time favorite book so why the hell not (shoutout cassidy this one's for u)

setting: a dystopian world where there was a pandemic that led to conservative backlash and the overturning of roe v wade.

not us actually living out the plot of a dystopian novel :/

i forgot about the 10% of this book where so many Awful and Evil and Terrible things happen goddamn

i’m rereading this to feel things again and boy is it working

it's regression autumn (sorry not sorry)

what kind of crack cocaine did they put in this bookkkkkk