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flipped to the first page and the jumpscare i just got reading that the author was born in FRANKSTON??? no words. i had no idea this bloke was australian, let alone victorian and hails from bogan central WOWWWW

“Why was I ugly and nasty and miserable and useless—without a place in the world?”

just read the introduction and skipping the screenplay because, and with all due respect, i ain’t reading all that

these women are so far up their own asses it’s actually unbelievable

beef wellington time 😋

a medieval romance set during the years preceding the wars of the roses with a bit of black plague sprinkled throughout? you’ve got me hook, line and sinker. can barely put this one down!!