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I know it’s not her baby this girl probably stole it they all messed up

I am almost the same size as Marty and my cholesterol is excellent. It’s not as easy as the media makes it seem to lose weight.

Farts are the ghosts of trapped poo. This book is a fun read.

I love being left alone now i can just tell people I’m a mystic 🤣🙏🕯📚

Oh Blandine you would be so much fun at parties

further down the rabbit hole
https://www.mysticsofthechurch.com/20...

Coffees move me too ❤️pumpkin cold brew❤️

Anyone from farm country can tell you where this story is headed with a glove past the elbow.

The goofy desert frog who has a bum just like mine.

Ps frogs can’t vomit

My favorite 🐸’s are the little pudgy ones

They are putting chemicals in the water to turn the freaking frogs 🐸 gay. We wish.

While everything dies the billionaires get to fly into space on penis rockets and tear apart historical monuments to make way for mega yachts or just another day if your a rich asshole

I had a childhood fear of eyes in photos or the eyes of dolls. Still don’t know why really

My grandma was born with a veil i was almost born at a McDonald’s. Fuck McDonald’s

Magnesium is best taken with Vitamin D. FYI B12 really messes with your buspar and makes you want to kill everyone.

Holy shit!

Twenty some Republicans voted against protecting victims of human trafficking and now they are going after antidepressants. If i go of the rails without my meds and I’m taking a few republicans with me

I think id still do it hoping it would make him roll in his shallow grave

I had a problem with eyeballs of stuffed animals or photos on the wall when i was younger at night idk why. Perhaps it eas because my mother’s boyfriend liked to sneak through our bedroom window in the middle of the night to ensure my mom wasn’t with anyone. That or my chester the molester father.

At this point id be looking for a bear like that in Mercedes collection to see if she remembers being in foster care with a girl at that time to pin point the identity of the angel of death but ya know

Aww positive lesbian role model’s in a domestic setting

I know its the nice ride share guy but I’m just waiting for everyone else to catch up

Or a doctor who helped a ten year old abort her rapists child

Priya is receiving flowers that match the flowers used in the murders of other girls including her older sister and is being followed by the killer as he reminisces about his past “trophies.”

Cats are honorable and coyotes smell like poo

Oh a special dead people resin ok

I want to ask how formaldehyde acts when it’s in contact with resin but on the other hand no I don’t wanna know