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are you fucking kidding me?

Hana is making me want to quit this entire book

lots of breast discussion in here 🤔

why is Oliver even here

actually started this one fr

sorry am I supposed to like the main character that was going to eat a puppy orrrrr

what the actual fuck is happening

I can really tell this was written by a man

I’m tirsty and I hurt ma hand 😭😭

what are the chances I can read the other 62% before it's returned to the library in 12 hours

no way I'm finishing this before I have to return it lol

"Those perfect, neat colonials I'd passed [...] on my way through X-Ville are the death masks of normal people. Nobody is really so orderly, so perfect. To have a house like that says more about what's wrong with you than any decrepit dump. Those with perfect houses are simply obsessed with death. A house that is so well maintained [...] becomes a living tomb. People truly engaged in life have messy houses."

"The world is inherently more complex than the narratives we impose upon it, just as the reality of experience is inherently more complex than the language we use to describe that reality."

I'm already so sick of the "sad puppy face"

Is this The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo?

holy shit this is a long book

"First line of the acknowledgments: "First, thank you, God, for putting this dream in my heart" I KNEW this was weirdly Christian

"First line of the acknowledgments: "First, thank you, God, for putting this dream in my heart" I KNEW this was weirdly Christian

First line of the acknowledgments: "First, thank you, God, for putting this dream in my heart" I KNEW this was weirdly Christian

I know this man did not just shoehorn “Bye Felicia,” into this book 😑

everyone in this book wears black leggings and cream sweaters?

literally can't wait for this to be over

just wondering how many flowers and herbs these people have on hand at all times

"Duh. Double duh, she thought"
in a conversation about someone dying of cancer.

not a single event that's supposed to be meaningful or momentous has felt real in any way

35% was a typo oops

we persist

"Jake McHotty Hot Pants" kill me

So far we're substituting baking ingredients for plot

This binch is annoying