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I bought this thinking it was historical fiction.

A mysterious wanderer with magial healing powers and visions just showed up *sigh*

I'm really trying to overlook errors in history books these days because it seems fact-checking isn't a thing any more, but this is getting a little ridiculous.

Great. Now I have a headache and feel kinda sick. Thanks for the new layout, Goodreads. Awesome idea.

I'm really not sure how I feel about this.

Remember when this cop series actually had some action mixed in with the sexy times? Now all everyone does is pine after each other and talk about their feelings. I'm bored.

You just know a history book is going to be good when you find a typo on the contents page. Apparently Henry VIII killed a whole bunch of people because of his 'quest for an air'.

The amount of Nick-worship in this book is really starting to remind me of Twilight.

Finally got around to seeing the film... It was so bad I need to re-read this so I can at least imagine the way it should've been. Seriously, did they even read the damn book??

Stop crying, you damn fool. I hope you all get eaten. Slowly.

I don't care about how emotional you all are. I don't care about how much emotional trauma you all have and how much it hurts. Quit whining and fight some zombies for fucks sake.

It's not about Aragog, it's about Hagrid and how upset he is for goodness sake. That's worth a detention or two, he is supposed to be your friend after all. Not everything is about you.

Of course. Can't have Ron go more then half a book without trying to slut-shame someone.

Fuck you, Percy. Fuck you. You snivelling, crawling, sycophantic little shit.

...unless you're faking it for information. In that case, nice job!

If not, see above.

Aargh...no space left so all my books are piled up on the shelves because it's the only way they will all fit, and now I can't find anything!

...still going to the bookshop on payday though.

'Frances, Countess of Jersey was a woman for whom the the epithet "bitch" seems appropriate only because it fails to convey the almost feline quality of her malice.'

I like her already.

'Knock her dead, my man.'
'Oh, no,' Xcor shook his head. 'That shan't be necessary. This one I like.'

Xcor clothes shopping. Best scene in the entire book.

'What kind of look are you going for?'
'Clothed.'
Oh Xcor. Never change.

'and since then they'd lost Wellsie. No one else, however.'
*throwing so much side eye at this my head is spinning round* okay Ward, we get it. Fuck Wellsie.

'we never see the glymera--thank god--and I dont believe I've ever met what you guys call a commoner. Well, except for Ehlena and Xhex, I guess.'
First, bitch, that's the whole freakin' problem. Second, Ehlena is as glymera as the rest of them her family had their money stolen. Now she has like 40million dollars. Real common, that.

So Bella and Layla goes into their needing and everyone in the house is affected. Beth goes into hers and Saxton and Rehv are standing around chatting?That doesn't make sense.

Yet a another entry on the 'Havers is an asshole' checklist.

Ehlena had a line!!!

We get it. She's kind, shes great, Assail and Sola and everyone thinks she's the perfect fucking doctor. Stop telling me.

Jane is now 'handsome'. Her own daddy thought she was a dog in book five, but she's getting better looking with each novel. By book 15 she'll look like a supermodel.

How'd they find the house through the mihst? And since when does this jackass and his family get an invite? Secret base, my ass.

V and Butch don't share the Escalade anymore? :(

Havers doesn't have an MRI? But Wrath was taken to his for one in book 7 and that was after the raids....?

'Sometimes he liked to put a foot down and really dig in.'
Eeeewwwwwwwwwww.

'his Man of Steel cock' Ok, Wrath. Sure. Dear God, this is funny.