Jennifer > Recent Status Updates

She can pry my HRT from my swollen hands. I like the bit about the Furies though. I hope there’s more mythology and less preaching going through menopause naturally.

70% slaying
10% smiting
10% tragic women
5% mysterious party crashers
5% Merlin being a massive pain in the hole, doing zero magic, just letting people know how much they’re going to eff-up in the future like a toxic Co-worker before disappearing to do… ?!?!

I love this. Where has this been all my life.

I’M NOT COPING WITH THE MOTHER IN CHAPTER 9. 🙈🙈🙈