Mr.Toad > Recent Status Updates

The third act breakup because of a secret deal strikes again 💔

Aaaannnnddd we’re back
Gotta switch between them all (except for that awful evil one)

You’re joking (I knew this twist was coming because it was literally written in the description)

Genuinely I’m sorry maybe I am the villain but I’m powering through this because I am skipping several sections that are tooo much like 3 scenes in a row like not spread out literally IN A ROW like no maam that’s too much too fast

Oh my god yall need to chill. Someone needs to tell them to stop

Ok I locked in to the mindset so that the typical romance book cliches weren’t cringe but damn this book is too much sometimes like girl be for real.

“A pause more pregnant than her”

Damn who has THIS much drama in their life

I think I’ll finish this one… I dont know I’m feeling eh about it like I’m enjoying it but I’m also listening to it audiobook style and sometimes it’s just lowkey background noise

I just feel like I’m not in the right mindset for their vibe… like I am cringing too frequently which I’m gonna blame myself for because I’m cringing at basic romance genre things so I’m like ok this must be a me issue

Hey. Why are we SOOOOO extremely curious about why she is a “failed” ballerina when she teaches your daughters rap class but you also knew she went to some prestigious dance school? Like you just assumed she went to that snooty school just so she could teach little kids dance…right right right

God I hope the sharks won that game. Sent this one dimensional MMC to San Jose, better have him losing the game.

Sorry pause, as I am writing this he just said that she looked like she was having an orgasm when she was having a like lowkey anxiety attack because of her previous eating disorder I actually lost my mind.

OH MY GOD JUST FOUND OUT THEY DID LOSE TO SJ LFG YOU GUYS BLESS

AHHH GET OUT I dont care about you and your dead wife’s sex life.

Hyundai ad! Let’s go 🙌😂🫰

I might actually have to dnf. We’ll see how much more of this insta love w no chemistry I can handle

Crazy how this was written by someone who grew up in Minnesota and now lives in Canada. Actually a bit blasphemous.

Starting to understand why that one review says “if I hear Mike Martin one more time I might lose my mind” because me too. Why are we saying his FULL NAME in EVERY sentence that refers to him. Girl we know how to read. We can pick up on that fact that your internal dialogue is about him when you are ACTOVELY TALKIGN TO HOM

Hahahahahah barbecue is called a grill in the US and NOBODY could POSSIBLY know what you’re talking about if you said barbecue and not grill. Hahahah what a good comedic moment 😐

Hahahaha they call it sofa and couch and it depends where you live and absolutely NOBODY could know what you mean if you don’t say the right one in the right place 😐

I feel like someone googled “hockey facts” and then decided to right that.

OH MY GOD IF SOMEONE USES “Minnesotan” TO DESCRIBE THE WAY SOMEONE LOOKS ONE MORE TIME I MIGHT HAVE TO DNF BEFORE HALFWAY THROUGH

What happened to chemistry? What happened to the entertaining part of a book?

Guys she’s a girl AND she likes shoes 😐

Oh my lord. THERE IS PUBLIC TRANSIT! Also what? Can we not have dual POVs anymore. PLEASE I only want to hear from the love interest at the very end of the book I DONT want it every chapter!!!!

Also sorry still hung up on “he’s not fake. He’s Canadian”

Updating as I read:

Minnesota (the STATE OF HOCKEY) native doesn’t know the name of the nhl team that PLAYS IN MINNEAPOLIS WHERE SHE HAS LIVED HER WHOLE LIFE?!
I could understand her not knowing players but not even knowing the NAME? I can’t believe that. I refuse. Also don’t drag my Minnesota wild into this. I can’t.

struggled to start because of how annoyed i was with the FMC but now that im in im in.