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me: oh boy they’re kinda like lesbians—
the book: and now let’s make them call each other cousins
me: What

“i’m not as dumb as i pretend to be. i know she’s dead.”
:(((((( that line will stick with me forever.

well there goes the yaoi subplot :(

i can’t tell if it’s referencing the first book situation and if it is:
1). ooooo she’s so funny and snarky
2). i need carl to blow her up

i realllllllly wanna reread this book and dissect it already. i also wanna make fanart

“Cats don’t shoot lasers from their eyes, either, but here we are, Carl. Mama needs a night off.” Oh Princess Donut how I adore u.

This book feels a little weaker, but I can’t tell if it’s because I had a headache the first half of the book trying to read it. May need to reread it with a clearer mind.

It can’t be the orc, thats floor 8…..

mordecai ✊

slender man reference….

i’m scared for mordecai & carl :((((((((

i just finished the final chapter before part 3. Do not piss me off right now

it’s a great concept and message but just terrible execution