Carly Beck > Recent Status Updates

The demon just wants them to kiss. She’s just like me fr.

Bro the tension between these two omfg

Bro said my spear will feast and have a banquet upon your lily skin…are you flirting with me or threatening me? You think I have lily skin? Spend a lot of time checking out my complexion?

Ask bro a simple yes or no question and he drops his entire life story on you

So when you have these week, even month-long bouts of inexplicable and imperturbable sleep…do you shit your pants? Does your body hold it in the entire month? Do you piss everywhere, or do you wake up with a UTI? Both!?

I’m sorry, you have a pet MONKEY and you expect me to care that you have a cat that acts kinda weird?? All cats act weird, where did the monkey come from tell me about the monkey!!!!!

Pit and the pendulum time, my favorite

…this is gonna take me forever

We back

It was going great until they spent almost 15 pages (not an exaggeration) just listing the names of people, most of whom we will never hear of again. Anyway back to the show

“So the lord of the manor wouldn’t see” mf you are in Virginia. Australians don’t know what Virginia is.

She’s kinda reheating Holly Black’s nachos here except the edge lord narrator SERIOUSLY needs to grow a backbone and get put on some anti-depressants

Loses her virginity at 34 and gets pregnant the first time man FUCK y’all that genuinely might be enough for me to dock a star off the rating fuck that y’all piss me off

Young hoes yearn for a walkable Gilmore girls town and a whisper of magic to curse your enemies with

I fw that old woman heavily

Someone broke out the thesaurus

Some light cozy reading for this beautiful spring day!

Neera we are trying to solve a missing persons case you are a fucking liability

You know I’ve been having a really good time w the aesthetic and musical references here but…when is the plot gonna start

It is not lost on me that the character with the last name Singh has a passion for singing

Neil young, Hope Sandoval, and Pearl Jam all mentioned in one chapter. Goated.

Alexa play far from any road by the handsome family

I will finish this book if it kills me

These Nahid healers man…imagine being passionate about your job lmfao

Slowly but surely…