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Vampire Hunter X Star Wars. We just climbed into a dead horse carcass to avoid freezing to death folks. I wish I was making this shit up. 🤣🤣

Oh look the obnoxious thief boy that’s the “holy grail” turns out to be a teen girl and people who live in what is the equivalent of 17th century France know that sperm are tadpole shaped. 🙄
Why am I still reading this?

Let’s see how many times tropes plus straight up story rip offs can be jammed into 1 single book before the halfway point.
Interview with a Vampire in the first 10 pages set ins quasi French empire
Van Helsing
Warrior monks and nuns in a quasi Catholic Church
Game of thrones fighting vampires
A talking sword.
Dungeons and dragons with an obnoxious bard
The holy grail.
And now the Davinci Code!

Good so far!