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... took an unintentional break and just now getting back to the story... would love to finish this one by Halloween, lol!

So far, so cute...a sprained ankle almost forces a proposal...now they're catching feels...

lol, already in a predicament and may have to marry…

Ugh, you idiots.... what did you think all the unprotected sex would lead to?

lol, THAT got your uterus somersaulting? oh, come on.... you barely know the guy.
Also, there has been NO discussion with the kid about her mom...like, nada. Are we just pretending she didn't have this traumatic upheaval and now presto! Instant Family?
uuuuugh... 2x is not fast enough....

So much better at 2x speed, loool..... I kid... they're still boring, just quicker with it...

I feel like starting a garden with little Olive will be the most interesting part of this story

*yawn*... they're not sexy together... they're boring. Not sure I'm gonna finish this dang book.

Perfunctory STI check 😅🤣 lawd, these two idiots…

I don't even care if they hook up or not... I'm quite annoyed with the two of them.

whoa there, spicy pancakes... you're both drunk, and there's a sleep-walking 5-year-old in the house.... I guess calamity shall follow, when they don't hear the bells ringing or some such nonsense.... tsk tsk...

Honestly, the pancakes are probably Bisquick...

Not finding either of the main characters particularly compelling...
Olive deserves better!

Oh boy.... he busted out the gray sweatpants... that's kryptonite...

Dude, your libido is what got you into this mess in the first place.... maybe get your priorities in order....

...just have to keep the kid alive for a few hours each day... it'd be "easy"... LOOOOL foolish

Lol, random "Bridgerton" reference...

Been a while since I read this series… starting to remember characters now…
Archer is a self-absorbed little shit. I’m sure he’ll have some redemption arc and whatnot, but oy…I’m already annoyed.
I remember Iris as being the bubbly-but-flaky type…her becoming a nanny sounds…forced, obvs…not really her jam. Of COURSE she’ll have a knack for it and become besties with Olive…yadda yadda…

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lol, that sure got his attention 😂

"ham-handed rubes"... LOL

Raaaaage.... I hope the Ketchum's get what's coming....