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Not particularly good so far

All genre writers… okay

Ah, nothing like escaping with precious and damning memory cards by … going into the OCEAN???? Wasn’t even your only option moron

How did he even get there?? Is this not on a different island???

They give him over eighty stitches and then never check on him again? Okay

God this is so, so terrible

God this is terrible

This is so fun so far

What happened to the present tense rule that you established not even ten pages ago?? Hello??

“She was like a caricature of a manipulative reality tv producer” you don’t say

God just listing books, reality tv shows, reality tv contestants, etc etc just so people can be like omfg I kNoW tHoSe!!1!!! Give me a break

Also all this “nerd” shit… dude do you have some deep internal shame for wearing glasses or something? Childhood bullying? Bc this is so corny dude

However I’m reading this anyway, so am I the loser?

Can’t lie, this is pretty poorly written and feels very much like a reality tv contestant (attention seeker) writing about what made them “famous” without making any real or actually insightful commentary into human nature that it’s trying to pretend it has. Just referential slop for reality tv fans to lap up while making the most banal, obvious observations about the genre that anyone with a brain makes.

Holy infodump, and Jesus the run on sentences

Weird present tense

Can’t be that good of a guy if he’d steal his brothers girlfriend??? Like hello???