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"E is for Emma who'd never been born; J is for Joanne dead from my scorn" - This book is hilarious, God, I needed this after having my heart ripped apart by Almost Life

Laure with the children of the woman she loves 🥺 my dear heart

Got me walking up Avenida da Liberdade sobbing, thank you very much

Great, I love crying in public anyway

Ugh, ok

"She understood at last Barthes' lunatic chores, the joy she took in brushing Erica's hair, peeling and de-pithing her oranges." - someone sedate me

Uh, what?

Finally!!!! Its focusing on Louis and Claudia, my dear loves!

I will not forgive you for this, Anne. You really want me to feel some sort of empathy for an old man having feelings for a mere teenage girl? "Oh, he feels bad about it" - I WILL RIP THIS BOOK TO SHREDS

Finally, Louis is here (please save me)

Anne, I will throw myself off a building if I have to keep reading this grooming crap.

Not even 30 pages in and a 14 year-old's breasts are mentioned 4 times...
Please, I beg of you, STOP SUCKING THE LIFE OUT OF ME WITH THESE GROOMER CHARACTERS!!!!!!

And now I wonder why Armand didn't want Marius to know he was alive... do I detect some distrust in your maker, Armand? YOU SHOULD, HE'S THE WORST OF THEM ALL

Describing Louis as easy to love and easy to abandon? Holy f*ck... Armand, you need to chill on the burns (I love you for it)

As I was leaving Italy, so was Amadeo.

"So I became Armand"

SOMEONE SEDATE ME

I am watching the slow death of my beloved Armand and it is tearing me apart

Anne Rice really had the hots for Marius... because there ain't no way that after this many books where blood=sex, I have had to read about vampires having penetrative sex... I have been cursed