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"The startup dude approached the microphone on the stage. He paused dramatically. And then he said, "I want you to consider your testicles... as a service.""

"There were even little water bottles, although these were made of biodegradable paper. My uncle's brand of villainy did not extend to wanton use of plastics."
"We're much less evil than Spotify. We actually pay a living wage to the people whose work we're selling."
"Money isn't real, Charlie"
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