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Tis the season for cozy Christmas murders 🎄🗡️❄️

After mentioning many times that Marlon Brando was her greatest girlhood crush, there's an entire chapter about how Brando eventually became dedicated to unsuccessfully trying to sleep with her for, like... several decades.

The chapter ends with him calling her near the end of his life and saying: "We should have done more when we were younger—fucked a lot, had children."

Legendary.

Babs' commitment to remembering every single outfit she wore on every day of her life is what makes this book the spectacular achievement it is.

$2.50 op shop find babyyyyyy 😎

$2.50 op shop find babyyyyyy 😎

Mystery novels about mystery novels = 👍 👍 👍

"Jesus Christ, will you look at this place? Next thing Poirot himself will appear on the scene."
"It's a library. It's an actual fucking library, and there's a body in it!"

I found a site online that summarises every chapter of this book and can I just say how much easier a reading experience this has made for me

"The darkness was peopled now"

no one:

Agatha Christie: ok fine I'll write another book based on a nursery rhyme

This one goes out to all the goth girls

Methinks I know where a certain Rian Johnson got most of his inspiration for Knives Out, hmm... 🤔

My boy TR and I back together again finally 😢

This is so gay already holy crap

QUEER --- YA --- MYSTERYYYYY!!!!!

I'm such a slow reader but even so I am getting through this massive (for me) book so friggin fast which is a very good sign, someone pat me on the back please 🥺

I hate when famous authors die because it reminds me I have to read all of their books

I hate when famous authors die because it reminds me I have to read all of their books

Serendipitous I found this at my library today -- I've decided reading it will be how I celebrate Halloween

I was lent this by a guy at uni I have a crush on so wow I really hope to god I like it

So far this book is about a murderous vampire magician who I'm definitely picturing will look like Crispin Glover

Only on like page 35 so far, but, like...does this book even take place on planet earth?

Considering whether to shelve this in my 'queer' category because this book so far is practically a gay bible

Considering whether to shelve this in my 'queer' category because this book so far is practically a gay bible