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Semo is 47% done with The Two Towers (The Lord of the Rings, #2)

this little shit being fake nice fhbfngng

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The Two Towers (The Lord of the Rings, #2)

Semo is 70% done with Automatic Noodle

— Jan 16, 2026 02:59PM Add a comment

Semo is 46% done with Automatic Noodle

acab

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Semo is 45% done with The Two Towers (The Lord of the Rings, #2)

eowyn my beloved

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Semo is 20% done with The Two Towers (The Lord of the Rings, #2)

the random misogyny 🥴

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Semo is 40% done with Automatic Noodle

I can smell queerness a hundred miles away

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Semo is 15% done with Automatic Noodle

people who were/are in the military try not to mention that fact every other sentence: challenge impossible

— Jan 09, 2026 03:28PM Add a comment

Semo is 5% done with The Two Towers (The Lord of the Rings, #2)

the book pages start where the first one left off so I have to blindly guess where I am so I can track my progress 💀

— Jan 09, 2026 02:41PM Add a comment

Semo is on page 430 of 432 of The Fellowship of the Ring (The Lord of the Rings, #1)

I'm so sick of goodreads not knowing how many pages a book actually has

— Jan 06, 2026 03:03PM Add a comment

Semo is on page 354 of 432 of The Fellowship of the Ring (The Lord of the Rings, #1)

boromir my beloved

— Jan 02, 2026 05:18PM Add a comment

Semo is on page 285 of 432 of The Fellowship of the Ring (The Lord of the Rings, #1)

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Semo is on page 230 of 432 of The Fellowship of the Ring (The Lord of the Rings, #1)

aragorn the man that you are

— Dec 29, 2025 05:18PM Add a comment

Semo is on page 212 of 432 of The Fellowship of the Ring (The Lord of the Rings, #1)

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Semo is on page 176 of 432 of The Fellowship of the Ring (The Lord of the Rings, #1)

now I understand why the fandom loves Tom Bombadil so much

— Dec 27, 2025 05:02AM Add a comment

Semo is on page 160 of 432 of The Fellowship of the Ring (The Lord of the Rings, #1)

— Dec 26, 2025 04:59AM Add a comment

Semo is on page 143 of 432 of The Fellowship of the Ring (The Lord of the Rings, #1)

I love the emphasis on Pippin, Merry, Sam and Frodo's friendship previous to the journey as opposed to the more surface-level portrayal in the movie.

— Dec 24, 2025 08:14AM Add a comment

Semo is 87% done with The Iliad: A New Translation by Caroline Alexander

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Semo is 84% done with The Iliad: A New Translation by Caroline Alexander

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Semo is 71% done with The Iliad: A New Translation by Caroline Alexander

do we really need to write down every single excruciating detail of every single battle

— Dec 20, 2025 01:24PM Add a comment

Semo is 67% done with The Iliad: A New Translation by Caroline Alexander

why are we suddenly patroclus

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Semo is 62% done with The Iliad: A New Translation by Caroline Alexander

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Semo is on page 483 of 558 of The Iliad: A New Translation by Caroline Alexander

how do all of them know all the hottest gossip about everyone

— Dec 14, 2025 01:30PM Add a comment

Semo is on page 457 of 558 of The Iliad: A New Translation by Caroline Alexander

— Dec 13, 2025 01:33PM Add a comment

Semo is on page 85 of 432 of The Fellowship of the Ring (The Lord of the Rings, #1)

finally frodo has a personality!!!

— Dec 11, 2025 02:02PM Add a comment

Semo is on page 391 of 558 of The Iliad: A New Translation by Caroline Alexander

I am yet another random-ass-filler speech away from ending it all

— Dec 11, 2025 07:41AM Add a comment

Semo is on page 349 of 558 of The Iliad: A New Translation by Caroline Alexander

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Semo is on page 320 of 558 of The Iliad: A New Translation by Caroline Alexander

if the 20 pages of lists of names didn't kill me, this 10 page speech might

— Dec 09, 2025 01:31PM Add a comment

Semo is on page 285 of 558 of The Iliad: A New Translation by Caroline Alexander

all this because a man couldn't keep it in his pants, mind you

— Dec 08, 2025 01:39PM Add a comment

Semo is on page 57 of 432 of The Fellowship of the Ring (The Lord of the Rings, #1)

— Dec 07, 2025 03:19PM Add a comment

Semo is on page 257 of 558 of The Iliad: A New Translation by Caroline Alexander

hector you cowardly dog

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