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quite funny already

this book is pissing me off. steve is pissing me off

“Relationship issues are a lot easier to manage when you’re not worrying that your boyfriend might go to prison.”

well ... i can say from previous experience i agree 3

this is written like a trashy shitty wattpad book. but i must know what happens

valerie gives me bad vibes... i'm sus of her and idk why

He’s twerking now, and how could I not join in? I jump on his bed and floss dance while he attempts to wall twerk. We laugh and sing and twerk. It’s so gay.

this writing is just not for me...

this book is irritating me

i'm bored

jesus

genuinely so confused

i really like this now

It was Wes who broke the spell by clapping his hands three times. “I feel like… I mean, take this however you want as long as it’s not badly, because dear God I don’t want to offend you, ever, but—for what you just did—I should offer myself to you sexually. And not like, ‘wee, fun for me’ sex. I mean I would let you penetrate me. Not that you’d want to. Or should. But… holy God, what was that? Kung fu?”

LMAO

need to finish this

“She has a different sense of humor than most people,” Elizabeth said. “I think it’s probably hard for her, trying to connect with people when she feels so disappointed with what’s happened with her career. I think she’s feeling sad.”

i'm just getting pissed off reading this fr

i am bored

“Brendon slouched in his chair. “You’ve got this great thing started with Elle, you’re in the midst of the magical time at the beginning of a relationship when you’re supposed to be on cloud nine thinking anything’s possible, and yet here you are, being a total downer.”

THEY HAD ONE DATE! ONE DATE! MET ONCE! CHILL UR ROLL

i would be so pissed if i was darcy and my brother was trying to relentlessly set me up with someone for love too after expressing that is not what she wanted like