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having a really good time!! brilliant twist on “my lover died and came back wrong”. instead, it’s “my lover died and came back extremely annoying”

time to find out why the people are calling thomas cromwell babygirl

ok so I have a problem because this is the only book I brought on a week long trip (which is usually a safe estimate for me esp when I have lots of plans) and on day 1 I’m already 1/3 through! I can’t put it down!!

shaking my head the whole time and only kicking my feet under the table so no one thinks I agree with the Marquise de Merteuil

i sooooo badly want to cause problems and start robot age gap discourse just to see what kind of takes come up but i’m gonna behave myself

dude this is how i felt (crazy and extremely unsettled) when i used to post on tiktok and i’d get 10 comments a day about how much i was like p*per c*j

His big black-and-chrome hog was parked outside the brilliantly spotlighted front, playing kissing cousins with Fiona’s sedate sedan.

ok i’m obsessed with her way with words…

southern belle who works in a small town bar running absolute circles around terrifying monsters is a premise that just never fails to hit me like pure crack

only dickinson could make an extended metaphor about HASH FUNCTIONS feel like an arrow to the heart

only dickinson could make an extended metaphor about HASH FUNCTIONS feel like an arrow to my heart

She was bargaining with snakes again, taking council with her enemy, and that was far better than the company of those she might accidentally come to love.

the reason why chapters are only 1-2 pages long (67 chapters in a 150 page book) is because caroline knows we can’t suffer to read more than about 500 of her “words” on any given subject

That’s like a joke, in that we’ll both have to pretend we think it’s a joke so we can work together civilly. That’s my favorite kind of joke.

OK BUT WAS HE WRONG???

baru is hitting such a sweet spot of my particular interests: closeted sapphic yearning and high economic drama

oh this is a NERD book (flattering)

i’ve been reading an extremely bad sapphic book (for science) and i need a BREAK so here we are

my prediction for the answer to “what do people need?” is some wilderness adventure bc i think that’s what i’d want in an urban utopia…that’s what the crickets represent

twirling my hair and slamming my ereader down every time something JUICY happens which is OFTEN

love so far. clearly inspired by colleen moore’s fairy castle (which i’m also obsessed with), but make it whimsical gothic. anyway i’m also thinking about becoming a doll-less dollhouse lady