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“I’m talking about what I feel for Madame de Merteuil! It seems that I love her more like Danceny than like you, and sometimes I wish she were he”

🏳️‍🌈🤨???

this whole time i’ve been saying “if my grandmother had wheels, she’d be a bike” not realizing a nazi said it under interrogation in nuremberg????? did everyone else know this and not tell me????

reading this to be an even more educated hater of emerald fennells doomed adaptation

i must embarrassingly admit ive never read this but reading SOTR motivated me to finally check it out so here we go

perrin literally flaying and amputating a man to get faile back what ever happened to real love

according to goodreads i’ve read this before but i think i just skimmed it for a paper cuz i remember nothing.

i’m reading it now tho so i will no longer be a liar

not even 10 pages in and the authors already described some woman's boobs as "stupendous". i cant even get mad i would like my boobs to be thought of as stupendous

briony is still just as insufferable in the book in case anyone is wondering

i thought coppola was making a weird choice never naming mrs corleone but nope! puzo just never bothered the give the wife of the godfather a name :/

me: loved the movie, can’t wait to try reading the book :)

mario puzo for some reason: sonny had the biggest dick anyone has ever seen, boy was that man’s cock large. a legend in the family for his large dong: there had never been one larger or more impressive

i guess it was too late by the time i read a 900 page book comprised entirely of his letters, but by reading this book I'm officially coming out as a steinbeck girlie

no one warned me for how gay sharpe and harper are, like REAL enemies to lovers

not even 10 percent in and i already want to burn the entire state of Mississippi to the ground. i need to go back in time and kill every law authority figure involved in the courtney smith case.

dorothea and will are so ivy by taylor swift coded i’m losing my mind

“At this time, they talked over past cares, and troubles; they planned for the future, and consulted each other as to their plans. … And again, still later, this was the time for the last surviving sister to walk alone, from old accustomed habit, round and round the desolate room, thinking sadly upon the ‘days that were no more.’

this is the saddest line i’ve ever read wtf