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-sigh

Uuuuggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

How did Meyer manage to ruin Jacob too?! Uggghhhh.

Did she just try to coerce him into having sex with her? I really don’t like any of this.

Everyone is so manipulative and gross.

This is also reaaaaallllyyyyyy boring.

I really hate Bella. She makes the worst decisions and doesn’t stop wining.

“Wah! wah! wah! I keep getting older (wah!)and everyone else doesn’t (wahhhhh!) that’s not fair! Wah!”

Also, going back to the end of the last book/the beginning of this one… Edward proposes and she gets MAD?! Excuse me?! Isn’t this “tHe LoVe oF YoUr LiFe” sorry “ExIsTeNcE”? Ugh.

Bella is by far one of the most frustrating and insufferable characters I have ever read.

Half of this book has been filler and absolutely unnecessary.

Omg Bella is an idiot. I can’t.

“I’m going to put myself in danger to see if I can hear *his* voice. But, also, Jacob. I don’t like him but I want attention pls.”

Paper cut = Near death experience

We’re off to an interesting start.

If I took a drink every time Edward asked Bella if she was scared, I’d quickly get wrecked.

100% prefer the book to the audiobook.

It’s not as cringy.

You’d figure the audiobook would have a narrator that tries to make it sound better… but no.

Hopefully I can get the print/e-book soon so I can try reading it that way.

“You like Debussy?”

This is SO bad. Why does Bella talk like that? What are these sentences? Omg.

I… don’t know how I feel about this but we keep going.

Why is homeboy so awkward?

I’m about to embark on a journey that will be quite fascinating, I’m sure.

I love these kinds of books that just give you insight into multiple characters. I’m really enjoying it. :’)

I’m already so into it. I missed these characters.

Idk how I feel about this. I’m not a big fan of the FMC.