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comment ça la seule famille humaine du royaume est disparu il y a 20 ans et personne voit auqune connexion au seule humain (23 ans) du village?!?¿

this man said he's at mercy of the fate the norns weaved for him like thrice in the last 50 pages,,,, give me 5 more and i'd still not believe it

big fan of women in men-dominated fields (killing their spouse)

unglücklich für ichigo dass der name den er sich ausgesucht hat um nicht erdbeere zu heißen wie erdbeere in einer anderen sprache klingt

pretty sure this brick of a book is breaking my 3kg-until-the-bone-is-fully-healed rule but this is an essentail

finally time for THEE best arc

chuffed that this is living up to my memory

how un-subtle should the foreshadowing be? yes

you don't want a free cottage in the middle of nowhere? let's switch

127 meters per second....... always at the scene of the crime

gay space alien spiders

didn't expect to find interesting microwave technology knowledge in this but the more you know ig

what? no, i didn't misread "witch with birch-white hair" as witch with bitch white hair

alexa play even in arcadia

did i see this coming? yes of course, anyone would have. am i still mad? yes of course, anyone would be DKSKNGFJSKFGDCNSJDJSKGFKNDHDS

the few pages i get to read between shifts are both blessing and curse this has no right making me smile and giggle

this has all the ingredients of good kush

every time bram does sth that makes me believe he could maybe redeem himself i get reminded of the impossibly on the next page SOMEONE STAB HIM ALREADY

NOTHING could have prepared me for a kpop demon hunters cameo WHAT

yeaaaaahhh no i still hate the pregnancy trope

three sleep theory songs in the playlist,,,,,,, is this a sign to get tickets?

if i had a nickel for every time accidental cannibalism was in the TW of a book i read i'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

anne girlboss

lmaooo no proof but the josh mention HAS to be a lights out reference (the much better, more superior book btw)

wish i didn't know the sleep token lore bc this feels like cultural appropriation thereof 💀

ik she's just a child and it's not her fault but i dislike tia soooooo muchhhhh

missingdoesntmeandeadmissingdoesntmeandead missing. doesnt. mean. dead.

too stubborn to reread jcity & jwar so i'm about to make my brain do insane memory gymnastics

there is no way someone who wins motorcycle races doesn't know how to drive a manual car ARE YOU KIDDING ME HIS DAMN TWO STROKE CANNOT HAVE BEEN EQUIPPED WITH A QUICKSHIFTER OR BLIPPER SHUT UP THERE JUST IS NO FVCKING WAY WHAT ARE YOU SAYING HOW DID SOMEONE COME UP WITH THAT YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME THIS MAKES NO SENSE ZERODLSKDNCJSKDNDJKXNSKXLSKDKSLD

hmn this broken arm & healing journey bit is awfully accurate