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what? no, i didn't misread "witch with birch-white hair" as witch with bitch white hair

alexa play even in arcadia

did i see this coming? yes of course, anyone would have. am i still mad? yes of course, anyone would be DKSKNGFJSKFGDCNSJDJSKGFKNDHDS

the few pages i get to read between shifts are both blessing and curse this has no right making me smile and giggle

this has all the ingredients of good kush

every time bram does sth that makes me believe he could maybe redeem himself i get reminded of the impossibly on the next page SOMEONE STAB HIM ALREADY

NOTHING could have prepared me for a kpop demon hunters cameo WHAT

yeaaaaahhh no i still hate the pregnancy trope

three sleep theory songs in the playlist,,,,,,, is this a sign to get tickets?

if i had a nickel for every time accidental cannibalism was in the TW of a book i read i'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

anne girlboss

lmaooo no proof but the josh mention HAS to be a lights out reference (the much better, more superior book btw)

wish i didn't know the sleep token lore bc this feels like cultural appropriation thereof 💀

ik she's just a child and it's not her fault but i dislike tia soooooo muchhhhh

missingdoesntmeandeadmissingdoesntmeandead missing. doesnt. mean. dead.

too stubborn to reread jcity & jwar so i'm about to make my brain do insane memory gymnastics

there is no way someone who wins motorcycle races doesn't know how to drive a manual car ARE YOU KIDDING ME HIS DAMN TWO STROKE CANNOT HAVE BEEN EQUIPPED WITH A QUICKSHIFTER OR BLIPPER SHUT UP THERE JUST IS NO FVCKING WAY WHAT ARE YOU SAYING HOW DID SOMEONE COME UP WITH THAT YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME THIS MAKES NO SENSE ZERODLSKDNCJSKDNDJKXNSKXLSKDKSLD

hmn this broken arm & healing journey bit is awfully accurate

numbering chapters in order is a social construct

civic, accord, crv, get a fireblade next pls

YES THAT IS EXACTLY WHY HE DID IT!!!!1!!111!!!

LETSGOOOOOO (totally not concerned about only being halfway thru absolutely not nuh-uh)

insane power logistics

every rose & abe interaction is just "i told you" "and I told YOU" "BUT I TOLD YOU" "yeah and I TOLD YOU", i want him to end up as dimitri lunch or sth

wow that only took them three whole books sure showed off dhampir speed

pills + cast = numb arm aka perfect kindle stand

completly forgot about this quest and 100% do not remember how they reunite?!??

i forgot about this little domestic intermission

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scale of 1 to 10 i'm 17 unfit to continue reading (understanding) a story after a 2 month break