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“evidently it had taken eight years for him to figure it out, but he was still in love with his wife” amo o humor inerente de plots de marriage of convenience que consiste em OH NÃO EU AMO MINHA ESPOSA !

emmeline e will adotem essas crianças IMEDIATAMENTE

eles começando a flertar um com o outro depois de 8 anos de casados

holy shit is this a motherfucking CUIABA reference

o professor careca e corinthiano welcome back alexandre de moraes

“I understood that as much as I had resisted the outside, as much as I had constricted my life, as much as I had closed and narrowed the channels into me, there were still many takers for the quiet heart.” ❤️

“Alternative Fixation is a technique I use to trick myself out of anxiety. It works by changing the subject. I simply focus on something that produces even greater anxiety.” gênio

“i can’t imagine a neurosis that would prevent one from raising one’s arm to one’s mouth while holding a cup, though given time, i’m sure i could come up with one” AI JURO

“see, i tend to grow on people, and five hundred words is just not enough to get someone to like me. i need several years and a ream or two of paper.”

“the less active the body, the more active the mind” e é assim que as engrenagens da doença mental se mantém funcionando em perfeito estado !

this happened to my buddy sandra from anatomy of a fall

lendo a vera falar mal de café enquanto tomo café

como pode toda informação sobre o tilly indicar que ele é um PANACA

“Marvellous work,” Clemmie said to Sera. “I was just thinking this morning that what we really needed in our lives was not a new fireplace or a nice car but, in fact, a resurrected fucking rooster.”

devon e beth mentioned !!!!!!

o autor falando de saunas lembrando #dele jorma taccone

AI PASSANDO MAL COM A REVELAÇÃO FINAL

juro que não é coisa de coach eu vi uma palestra do autor e fiquei interessada

“dukes do not garden. i daresay a duke should never do anything in public that requires the removal of a cravat, or any other piece of clothing but a glove, and that only for slapping people.”

“'my haughtiness is not dictated by a piece of cloth around my neck,' the duke commented, buttoning his own waistcoat like some sort of medieval barbarian."

MEU SENSO DE HUMOR É MUITO SIMPLES .

a farsa ficando cada vez mais elaborada como eles vão desmentir tudo isso depois 😭😭😭😭😭

O GANCHO DESSE ESTOU ARRANCANDO MEUS CABELOS .

MEIO QUE WELCOME BACK DANIEL MOLLOY .