Lily > Recent Status Updates

me and my EXTREMELY MUSCULAR colleague don’t get along and, by the way, he’s got HUGE MUSCLES and is VERY TALL … I reaaallly can’t stand him and his HANDSOME FACE and BIG NECK

could nottt put this down this evening. loving loving loving it

This book is too long but sunk cost fallacy and all that got me feeling I’ve gotta keep going …

stayed up late last night as I can’t put this book down. SO. GOOD.

have to call it a night here but really don’t want to… damn fictional hockey boys and the grip they have on my very soul.. let me sleep!!!

even my ears are turning red rn

holy mother of tentacle threesomes

2/4 stories read🐺🪽

not quite sure what to think of this yet, but I did enjoy the intro “let’s fire up our imaginations and encounter some elaborate schlongs” so colour me intrigued 👀🫣

already read more books in 2026 than I did the whole of last year and I wholeheartedly put that achievement down to heated rivalry

giggling and kicking my feet rn

looks like I’ve found my favourite genre

I can’t take this heartache!!!!!!