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Why the fuck was Lena not fired 50 times by now?!
She should actually be in jail

this is... great

1 chapter in and I'm questioning it

This is great, why did I wait so long to start

Absolutely the fuck not
Don't sell me a book about love and prison and then give me a couple that doesn't love each other and barely respects one another
Oh and then there's marital rape because of course there is

thak god for sylvia cause these people are all wayy out of line

Amazing how i can just see the movie in my head. The adaptation is extremely accurate!

Guys why is the story so cute?!

It is raining and I love you
I am deceased

Uhmmm the preface was something... not sure if that something was good though

Agradeçamos à Ana Manuela Guimarães por não parar de recomendar esta coleção. Ámen

i'm back in baby

This is fucked up omg
I'm actually getting weirded out

oh, so it's not about pirates!
they're zombies everyone, i just took the "never read a synopsis" mindset a step further

Here I was, thinking I was so smart for figuring out someone's identity, and turns out it's spelled out immediately after.
But it's ok, we're all kinda dumb here, John as it appears, most of all

update: men are disgusting

"omg she want's me, i feel so bad to be cheating on my wife"
SHE'S 15

give me an idyllic description of a charming place I’m never going to see and I’m entranced

Ora portanto, estou parva ou o Bill e a Jenny são só o melhor casal? #soulmates

Estou um bocadinho confusa com a história e a quantidade descomnal de personagens...

Interessante que no inicio do capitulo 11 se diga que o lugar do passageiro é o mais seguro quando uma busca rápida no google nos informa que isso não é correto...
Tirando esse promenor, estou a adorar!