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chapter 18, 1st line: i knew it. i knew it would be so

“Too much ESPN, if you know what I mean.”
Suz nods knowingly.
“The males stopped trying and the females no longer rubbed their anal glands over nearby trees like they did in the wild,” the Sex Woman adds, and Suz stops nodding.”

LMFAO

readjng tbis jn court before i file my contempt cases and have my rajma rice and go back home to prepare for my mediation competition that i managed to get with the combination of good work and insanely crazy fucking luck
life is so good and important

im readint the bride and phoebe’s balcony conversatiom and its just. light. the firsg beam of light in phoebes life in a long time

not a fan of how my man carter keeps being minimised

“He turned and walked away. And I, for some reason, stood there looking after him long after the crowd had swallowed him, remembering the feel of his arms around me.”

my beloved dear cart

“His voice? Just in case we hear him calling
for help?’
‘Quite deep, but most of all curt and cold.’
My lips twitched. So curt and cold… ‘If you hear him
calling, he’ll probably not be calling for help but ordering you to
come.”

his funny little requests…. (touch me) (touch me HARDER)

‘What if it’s not up to you, Mr Linton?
What if I don’t want to let you go?’
I shivered. What if he didn’t plan to sack
me? What if he was planning on doing something even worse? Exposing
my disguise, maybe? But no. That would also expose himself. But
what then? I could not for the life of me decipher his dark, intense looks or sparse words.

lillian linton what are we to do with you…..

“Never see the light of day again? My, my.’
I shook my head. ‘I’m sure that would worry me a lot, once I was
dead. Terrible fate for a corpse.’
‘Never, ever joke in my presence again, Mr
Linton,’ Mr Ambrose said in a voice that could have frozen an erupting volcano. ‘I do not appreciate it.”

poor guy hes probably wringing his hands internally at being in love with a madwoman

Rubbing his ribs, he gave me a smile. His
smile was quite charming, particularly with that perky little spot
of beard at the bottom of his strong face, which made him look like
a trickster out of some old northern legend.

I LOVE CARTER

the last time i read these books i was in sixth grade
one day lilly linton i will be you i promise

“You just don't get it, do you?" Colonel Sanders said, clicking his tongue. "You are one major dimwit. Is your brain made out of jello, you spineless twit? A leaf? What do you think I am, one of those magical raccoons? I'm a concept, get it? Con-cept!”

fav character

i love this colonel sanders guy hes so sassy

at least hes not just describing women in a weirdish way?

“Then Andrew had dissolved into his father’s car and Thomas had been swallowed by the bus, and that had been it.”

a clear tone has been set

“I am going to pretend the water is Jordy’s face, and my oar is an oar.”

goat

“Occasionally ticklish rasps at your ears or forehead would frighten you numb before you realised it was your own hair.”

harrows real for tgat

“Yes; she is a peacock in everything but beauty,” said Lord Henry,
pulling the daisy to bits with his long nervous fingers.

DIABOLICAL insult incorporating that in

I LOVE DUAL POVSSSSSSSZZ

“The tassel of her PhD bonnet was tangled in her hair. What might happen, I wondered, flexing my fingers, if I reached over and untangled it?”

i love loser men

THIS IS ACTUALLY A RLLY FUN WRITING STYLE

“my first instinct had been to scribble RELATABLE CONTENT and not THIS LINE IS FROM THE 1995 MINI-SERIES, PLEASE READ THE BOOK NEXT TIME.”

lmaooo

interesting footnoting style

OKAY IM RLLY EXCITED FOR THIS ONE (of course i am doing this in the middle of my endsems)

“But I also did it so none might suspect I nursed sorrows of a far more secret and more desperate kind—until I realized, almost to my shame, that part of me didn’t mind his dying, that there was even something almost exciting in the thought of his bloated, eyeless body finally showing up on our shores.”

what is bro onnnnn😭😭😭😭

“It would never have occurred to him that in placing the apricot in my palm he was giving me his ass to hold or that, in biting the fruit, I was also biting into that part of his body that must have been fairer than the rest because it never apricated—and near it, if I dared to bite that far, his apricock.”

WHAT is bro yapping about😭WTF IS APRICOCK😭😭

“The word “friendship” came to mind. But friendship, as defined by everyone, was alien, fallow stuff I cared nothing for.”

........

“I even liked the way he told me off.”

bro is down baddddd

“That foot in the water—I could have kissed every toe on it.”

BROTHER???? listen im no stranger to. wants of the flesh but like? i mean. good on u bro i could never

“Let your hand travel wherever it wishes, take my suit off, take me, I won’t make a noise, won’t tell a soul, I’m hard and you know it, and if you won’t, I’ll take that hand of yours and slip it into my suit now and let you put as many fingers as you want inside me.”

bro just really wanted to be railed didnt he