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downloaded this without even realizing it was written by stephen fishbach

"if i were you, i'd do something radical immediately like change everything about myself."

he says the f slur like wayyyy too much in these books... we get it dude

oh my goddddddd

getting a lot of trump vibes from this sauron character....

i know a little something ab two towers....

tom bombadook

I had it worse tbh

first mention of beans

just laughed out loud nice

going chronologically into the next presidential disaster :)

not jfk getting shot…. lol uh oh!

Voltaire, Pennsylvania; Gertrude Stein Primary School; character named Darwin Converse…..

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can always rely on an emerson college namedrop w peter swanson

all the reviews saying their fave part of the book was the first section which i def didn't like oops

the news... it all so blummo

girlllllllllll get me TFF out of here !!!

woke mormon!

love being 700 pages into a book and less than halfway through

have spent as much time reading as i have researching what i forgot in all the other books

and FUCK connell

already a little too heterosexual for my liking but we'll see