Tony > Recent Status Updates

"girl you are so fucking weird."
"why weird?"
"i don't know. don't take this personally, but your vibe, it's off."
"ok! i will work on this."

love how she’ll be like my parents helped me out but they’re not like BIG LEAGUE but also my babysitter was Zac Posen

waitttttt. drag name amber spyglass

you know what i bet im the first person to read the golden compass and kushiel's dart back to back

finally clicked that the main character's name is pronounced feyra...... ms maas let's have a chat.

eureka i got it............ game of moans

“I was condemned to the dull torment of virginity.” bar

lol I underestimated what two of these back to back would do to my psyche

what is it w people from the 19th and 18th century and marrying ur cousins.... u guys are sick

“capitalist science fiction is built upon an unresolvable apo-ria: that capitalism can both solve the very crises it has caused by using more capitalism and that it can colonize other planets using the same technologies that destroyed this one.”

punch the monkey.... the other monkeys heard that and registered "punch that monkey..." but you see punch is just his name...

can’t read… thinking about punch the monkey

can't stop thinking about punch the monkey 3 #freepunch

“Sex would probably have helped, but the only thing I was having sex with then was the intolerable sadness of the human condition, which sucked so much in bed. It was always playing the Requiem Mass when we were doing it, and its D was very minor indeed.”

“I've been completely absorbed in writing a poem called ‘Genie Penis,’ about the little tip of the genie that goes down into the lamp, and I haven't left my room much for the past week.”

this is major. someone needs to make this into a movie

it’s like rereading New Moon 😍

hold up lol

downloaded this without even realizing it was written by stephen fishbach

"if i were you, i'd do something radical immediately like change everything about myself."

he says the f slur like wayyyy too much in these books... we get it dude

oh my goddddddd

getting a lot of trump vibes from this sauron character....

i know a little something ab two towers....

tom bombadook

I had it worse tbh