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jade lb was a child genius for coming up with a plot this juicy

i actually like rachel and kisten together? who would have thought? not me!

i don't trust wickham, bc his name is wickham and i am a p&p stan through and through

constant use of "the german" is very...????

i'm getting pygmalion vibes from this scene

nicci reminds me of cassie from euphoria. definitely fan-casting sydney sweeney.

crying at michael's nickname for erika being 'little monster'. that's also the fandom name for lady gag fans lmaooooo

"you're my bodyguard aren't you? guard my body" IKTR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ngl i'm missing the circus setting...

queen kaila i wanted to root for you but what is THIS??? dramatic irony at an all time high rn. manu is the superior sibling, i guess

ms kennedy is somewhat of a genius bc idk how she managed to make rip drinking auren's tears so sensual....

yup yup yup commander rip is def slade's superior form. (also noticing that miss kennedy tends to go into simile overload)

would i die for auren and lu? i absolutely would no question needed

1) commander rip is hawt! 2) i think that commander rip is king ravinger (or whatever his name is)

OH???? so does this mean auren is fae? also...kind of annoyed at this POV change. f*ck king midas.

prediction: commander rip is actually king rot

this is really just the book to lay groundwork + worldbuild. boring but necessary, i guess?

poppy and hawke's chemistry is insaneeeeee omfg. goodreads user smackabook found dead in a ditch!!

already love tawny...but i have a feeling she'll be killed off later down the line :(