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WTF AM I LISTENING TO… this is the weirdest, worst book I’ve ever read

Yessss finally a decent audiobook!

I’m losing IQ points listening to this. C u next Tuesday
… SO DUMB.

Son a nutcracker… this book sucks.

2 hours left and had to be returned to the library… this book was BORING THOUGH. But I’m already so far in, I have to finish it 🥲

There better be a fucking twist ugh this is so boring… and tbh it’s very straightforward and I hate the writing/dialogue.

… wtf is this?? The characters all think and talk like they’re kids… this is weird. Why is it popular??

THIS IS SO GOOD. I’m halfway through and so interested. Finally a good book!

Listening to this on Audible 🎧

Listening to this on Audible as narrated by Stephen Fry (first listen!)

Listening to this as narrated by Stephen Fry (finally!!!!!) 🎉🥰

Listening to this on audiobook as read by Stephen Fry 😍

Listening to this audiobook on Audible with Stephen Fry narrating!!!!! FINALLY!!!

Almost freaking done… so bored 🥱

“Carter let the tears fall, extinguishing the flames.”

The fuck. I hate this kind of writing ugh this doesn’t happen irl. This book feels so lazily written.

Someone just used a thesaurus to throw in random big words too lmao

Omg the cliche metaphors are just 🤮

Halfway through and about to be a DNF ugh… so boring, boring characters, choppy dialogue and really dumb/cliche comparisons

Started listening to this again on July 8, 2023

Listening to this via Audible as narrated by Pedro Pascal 😍

Currently listening to this on Audible

Started listening to this again on Nov 2 ☺️

THIS IS SO GOOD SO FAR!!!! The writing is phenomenal and it’s so fast paced - I can’t stop thinking about it and I just want to read all day lol

Listening to the Paul Magrs Audible original adaptation narrated by Jim Broadbent and Lydia West

Wtf is this lol I thought it would be more witchy… but it’s straight up chick-lit

Interesting so far! Decent narrator

And you don’t believe an oracle????? Someone who you claim yourself was right about EVERYTHING?! Just do what she says wtf seriously, the main character is super pissing me off. She just seems like a ditz

This book is making me mad… the main character is an idiot yet she’s supposedly very bright according to everyone around her. The dagger is the thing you show the cartographer, didn’t your lady in waiting tell you that?!?! And how can you escape someone who literally was able to grab your sari, but then tripped… he can still see where you went like wtf 🤬