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I just keep picturing Colton Underwood 🤭

Plot twist 👀

“Look at you! Dismembering the crustaceans!” -Siobhan 😂 🦞

The audiobook narrator’s brogue is great.

“People say you fall in love, but fall is such a sad word when you think about it. Falls are never good. You fall on the ground, you fall behind, you fall to your death. Whoever was the first person to say they fell in love must have already fallen out of it. Otherwise, they'd have called it something much better.”

I can’t wait to be an old lady with “projects.”

I can’t be an old lady with “projects.”