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I watched the Sheep Detectives. The animal detective theme must prevail.

This book is so incredible what the heck

"Treat me like a child, children are attractive" i shit you not the next words are "and creative and have great skin and hair. Im constantly fuming with envy over some seven year old's hair at the grocery store" and this... this is a no from me man. I gave this book some time and I will not be giving it more. This is while she's envying not being the hottest woman alive, too. Farewell.

Consider the window smashed

If im about to get jump scared by a kink book I'll jump out a window

I like when Holly uses physical violence, these people deserve it.

I hope Artemis has a no good miserable day and his Bruce-Wayne-Hunting-Mythological-Creatures shtick leaves him alone and scared while Holly beats him up or something.

This book is so horny and the women are all just sex objects and I shouldn't be surprised because there's a Bret Easton Ellis rec on the back And it's on par with American Psycho (minus the murder and the rat)