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Jessica is 23% done with Artemis Fowl (Artemis Fowl, #1)
I hope Artemis has a no good miserable day and his Bruce-Wayne-Hunting-Mythological-Creatures shtick leaves him alone and scared while Holly beats him up or something.
May 10, 2026 03:51PM Add a comment
Artemis Fowl (Artemis Fowl, #1)

Jessica
Jessica is on page 109 of 709 of House of Leaves
This book is so horny and the women are all just sex objects and I shouldn't be surprised because there's a Bret Easton Ellis rec on the back And it's on par with American Psycho (minus the murder and the rat)
May 09, 2026 07:19PM Add a comment
House of Leaves

Jessica
Jessica is 3% done with Artemis Fowl (Artemis Fowl, #1)
In 2009 I picked up this book from the classroom bookshelf, read the first chapter, and put it back. I told my friend Artemis was just really mean. I think I've healed enough to read this book now.
May 04, 2026 03:08PM Add a comment
Artemis Fowl (Artemis Fowl, #1)

Jessica
Jessica is on page 79 of 416 of The Mermaid, the Witch, and the Sea
There's some whackadoodle ideological worldbuilding in here and idk if that's my thesis brain talking or it actually being a part of this world and I am standing tentatively on the edge of a precipice hoping there's not spikes down there.
Apr 30, 2026 05:13AM Add a comment
The Mermaid, the Witch, and the Sea

Jessica
Jessica is 84% done with Blink and You Die (Ruby Redfort #6)
This book better not do my husband, Hitch, dirty because I will cry
Mar 17, 2026 02:38PM Add a comment
Blink and You Die (Ruby Redfort #6)

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Jessica is on page 76 of 480 of From Blood and Ash (Blood and Ash, #1)
Reliving a pandemic novel to figure out if i still like it tbh
Feb 19, 2026 09:07PM Add a comment
From Blood and Ash (Blood and Ash, #1)

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