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i am honestly lost as to why people love this book so much. you would have to be extremely male-centred and have virtually no self-esteem to enjoy this because jeremy is so punchable. and emmeline is so brainless omfg. the way i would never let that short rat touch me

OH FUCK THIS BOOK???????

this is the plot twist y’all were gagging about??? i clocked it so fast…..

fuck this

if astrid is actually just skaga reincarnated, i’m going to be very angry.