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“Before man was, war waited for him.”

This has to be the dumbest book I’ve ever read, but I’m trying to keep going to see if this woman actually gains any insight from retelling the same story over and over about how she had sex with the first attractive person to show interest in semi-exotic locations.

This book is giving me real anxiety, and I think I hate it.

Contains possibly the greatest synopsis of Bram Stoker’s Dracula ever written.