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fuck my life man

friends look away

im sorry i ever thought i could stay away from your books alice coldbreath 🙏🙏

tfw you're so catholic that the thought of jerking it to your wife makes you feel extreme guilt

ive never been more anxious in my entire life

i need louis to stop talking about claudia like that

*screaming into my pillow until my vocal cords disintegrate*

FITZCHIVALRY YOU ARE SO DUMB

*shaking robin hobb by the shoulders* WHERE IS HE

i need beloved to show up in the next 100 pages or else i might become violent

malta vestrit my beloved

fell asleep 3 times while reading this book 🫥🫥

sarah described the back half of this book as feeling like youre being hunt for sport, and not only do i agree but i feel as if im already being skinned in the meat shed

thank god that cake wasnt laced with carris seeds hahaha *war flashbacks to royal assassin*

fitz in his homophobe era is not a cute sight 🤢

i think maybe we shouldnt allow veritys ONLY son to go on a quest to an icy landscape in search of ancient dragons hahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHA

i think chade is starting to lose it

not the anti-cat propaganda 😤😤😤

insane levels of homoeroticism from miss hobb in this book

WHERE IS THE TAWNY MAN

i believe in the ronica vestrit supremacy

dear lord, i WILL see kyle haven dead or dying in these 906 pages

i dont think ive ever hated a character more than i hate kyle

reading this at a snail pace, but reading it nonetheless