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"Till Elizabeth entered the drawing room at Netherfield and looked in vain for Mr Wickham among the cluster of red coats there assembled, a doubt of his being present had never occurred to her."

elizabeth bennet about to experience the canon event of going to a party to see a specific person just for them to not show up... so glad some things never change 😭🫶🏼

"I've seen you play half a dozen different roles (...) switching personalities like you're channel surfing, and I still have no idea who you are."

a subtle way of saying you lack an original personality but i'm sensing a character arc

possibly made a mistake of downloading the first book i saw in the romance section,, when somebody unironically and confidently describes themselves as a "people-pleaser" it way too often ends up meaning annoying and without a backbone but with an almost inborn inability to please anyone including themselves. hoping this isn't the case cuz i don't want to be reading allat lmaooo😭

"Alpacas have been around for something like 10 million years—forty times longer than us."

Nije bas moje znanstveno podrucje, al brate nema sanse da postoje vise od 6000-9000 godina kao fr vidis alpaku i mislis da je tu milijunima godina to je ko da vidis ovcu i budes ah da ovo klupko vune je garant vamo 10 milijuna godina,, mi smo ih uzgojili nmg bit stariji od nas 😭 Sta ovo niko nije moga guglat

"The Anthropocene is a proposed term for the current geologic age, in which humans have profoundly reshaped the planet and its biodiversity."

Ogi flashbacks

"in Turkish Serbia"
balkan side-eye

Obozavan kako ona objasnjava da je carmilla sumnjiva jer je ultra blijeda, sickly na momente i onda vrh na druge, ne vidis je preko dana, jede malo ili nista, budna u 3 ujutro... like girl damn leave her alone mozda je samo student psihologije koji ima izvjesce za praktikum za napisat do 10 ujutro

"I am sure, Carmilla, you have been in love; that there is, at this moment, an affair of the heart going on."

"I have been in love with no one, and never shall," she whispered, "unless it should be with you."

if carmilla bad, why romantic?

"The moon, this night," she said, "is full of idyllic and magnetic influence – and see, when you look behind you at the front of the schloss how all its windows flash and twinkle with that silvery splendor, as if unseen hands had lighted up the rooms to receive fairy guests."

This feels like those childhood stories about myths and legends that border on horror and i am living for it

alexa play "put u zemlju snova"

Bigfoot erotica? jel ova knjiga single-handedly predvidila siggy shadea

"It's not casual dating if you know the other person's blood type."
lmaooo too specific,, ali cinjenica da toliko ljudi ne zna vlastitu krvnu grupu je stv zabrinjavajuca

1. she's braver than me,, da mn neko napuca da izivi nekakvu hallmark fantaziju u nekakvoj pripizdini ja bi se ubila, ali ono kao dosl

2. "I love pretty things and often online window-shop to self-soothe after a stressful day" i'm seeing similarities and i'm not enjoying them jer to stv je middle-class party trick

3. knjiga mi je jedva 3 dana bila na tbru, vidim da je cindy dala 5 ☆,slucajnost? bolje da ne razocara

ovo je zadnji volume bruhh howww 😭😭😭
cinjenica da ovaj dio mozda nikad nece bit animiran je kriminalna

when the fever made you pass out and left you borderline delirious but she found a site where you can read all bloom into you volumes in english so you'd feel better... i guess the potential brain damage from hitting my head was worth it,, high risk, high reward 💯

"I sincerely think they're of Jane Austen quality."

bitch be so fucking for real right now

iste kvalitete kao THE jane austen... zene koja je napisala emmu??? Koja je napisala "if i loved you less i might be able to talk about it more"???? BRIDGERTON????? OD SVIH KNJIGA??????

E jbg sad islo nas je stv dobro do ovoga sad necu moc racionalno kvalitetu ove knjige procijenit ko sta ova ocito ne moze procijenit

to sta razumin sve rom-com references je mali 🚩, ali to sta se njoj svidaju romani julie quinn je veliki 🚩,, mislim da je rekla bridgerton kao show razumila bi. Like Simon Ashley AND Regé-Jean Page??? Duhhh

cinjenica da ja nakon cilog dana iman volje ovo citat je dokaz da uvik ima vrimena za kultorolosko uzdizanje,, na kraju cu jos ovome dat 5 zvjezdica jer saN kompletno out of my mind, ocito neman kontakt sa stvarnoscu i nmp sta je objektivnost i critical thinking,,,

nisan sigurna jel mi ova knjiga tako zanimljiva jer je zap tako dobra ili samo jer je meni tako lipo, ili samo jer je za izbor knjige austrijskog autora mi bilo izmedu ovoga i mein kampfa, ali kako god bilo sasvim ne lose

realno pocela citat samo jer je lik austrijanac roden u becu pa kao da je tematski prigodno za boravak u becu, ali cak je ne lose

Estelle: "Are you really – attracted by me?"
Inez: "Very much indeed."

ja nmg da se ovo fr dogada jel ja citan pravu verziju 💀

Estelle: "But how can I rely upon your taste? Is it the same as my taste? Oh, how sickening it all is, enough to drive one crazy!"

Inez: "I HAVE your taste, my dear, because I like you so much. Look at me. No, straight. Now smile. I'm not so ugly, either. Am I not nicer than your glass?"

znaci Garcinov pakao je to sta mora third wheelat njima dvima

Estelle: "I feel so queer."

yeah i bet you do

is it just me or are inez and estelle kinda gay, al kao vec ste u paklu what's the worst thing that could happen

jane austen naming the prettiest character (for the second time) after herself is definitely a power move

Mrs Allonby: They say, Lady Hunstanton, that when good Americans die they go to Paris.
Lady Hunstanton: Indeed? And when bad Americans die, where do they go to?
Lord Illingworth: Oh, they go to America.

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