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whimsicaltrash is 85% done with Heliotrope

— Feb 18, 2024 04:48AM Add a comment

whimsicaltrash is 50% done with King of Pride (Kings of Sin, #2)

Ummm.....boring? 😭😭😭

— Apr 27, 2023 07:27AM Add a comment

whimsicaltrash is 85% done with Captive of the Horde King (Horde Kings of Dakkar, #1)

"Pleased, flushed with excitement and arousal, I returned to sucking the head of his head."

The fuck you mean??!!!! LMFAOOOOOOO

— Apr 04, 2023 05:38AM Add a comment

Captive of the Horde King (Horde Kings of Dakkar, #1)

whimsicaltrash is 47% done with You’re the Reason

She want that dick so bad but that dick pussy af 😭

— Nov 03, 2022 05:32AM Add a comment

whimsicaltrash is 51% done with The Inheritance Games (The Inheritance Games, #1)

Jameson interacting with Avery be like : "Riddle me this, riddle me that" lmaooooo

— Oct 28, 2022 09:59AM Add a comment

whimsicaltrash is 41% done with The Inheritance Games (The Inheritance Games, #1)

that one girl inheriting millions out of fucking no nowhere renaissance i see

— Oct 28, 2022 08:07AM Add a comment

whimsicaltrash is 36% done with Striker (Redwood Rebels #1)

“Do you really think if I had your phone,” my voice raises a few octaves, “I’d hide it in my fucking vagina?”
“You’re a kinky girl. Wouldn’t put it past you. Maybe you like the vibration when I get a text message.”
LMFAO....WHA- WHAAAT?!

— Sep 13, 2021 08:25AM Add a comment

whimsicaltrash is 68% done with Yes & I Love You (Say Everything, #1)

HOLY FUCK. I'VE READ MY FAIR SHARE OF HIT SCENES BUT HOLY SMUT SEXY GOOD LORD, THIS WILL BE HARD TO TOP. AHHHHHH. MY WAP!!

— Aug 26, 2021 02:20AM Add a comment

whimsicaltrash is 45% done with A Little Life

i want to stranger the life out of caleb 😭

— Aug 12, 2021 01:07AM Add a comment

whimsicaltrash is 50% done with The Good House

holy fuck i didn't think this would be this sinister wtf!!!

— Aug 06, 2021 03:29AM Add a comment

whimsicaltrash is 45% done with Life’s Too Short (The Friend Zone, #3)

OH.MY.GOD! i'm practically combusting rn because holy mother of all things romantic, THE CHEMISTRYYYYYY! the way so organically ease into each other and they're not even catching feelings yet. i'm sold! i'll read anything this author writes, i tell ya.

— Apr 08, 2021 09:24PM Add a comment

whimsicaltrash is 25% done with Second First Impressions

god, i'm so bored 😹

— Apr 02, 2021 09:19PM Add a comment

whimsicaltrash is 10% done with Rite of the Omega (Blood Rites Duet, #1)

the writing is making it hard for me to get sucked into the story.

— Mar 24, 2021 09:49AM Add a comment

Rite of the Omega (Blood Rites Duet, #1)

whimsicaltrash is 34% done with Rhapsodic (The Bargainer, #1)

i cannot take this book seriously lol, this is exactly a physical form of your lazy-wdgaf-friend copying your homework but changing a bit

— Mar 19, 2021 05:02AM Add a comment

whimsicaltrash is 35% done with Twisted Emotions (The Camorra Chronicles, #2)

“You think I’m beautiful?”
“To think it would suggest it’s born of my imagination, but your beauty is fact."

OMFGGGGGGG!!!

— Feb 22, 2021 06:09AM Add a comment

Twisted Emotions (The Camorra Chronicles, #2)

whimsicaltrash is 3% done with A Court of Silver Flames (A Court of Thorns and Roses, #4)

i'm only here for the wham-bam and Cassian. idgaf about Nesta, she can rot or whatever. *shrugs*

— Feb 16, 2021 02:39AM Add a comment

A Court of Silver Flames (A Court of Thorns and Roses, #4)

whimsicaltrash is 65% done with The Flatshare

i'm loving this

— Jan 19, 2021 01:52AM Add a comment

whimsicaltrash is 79% done with A Sky Beyond the Storm (An Ember in the Ashes, #4)

omfg!!!! i'm about to cry, ffs!!! Helena deserves better. my baby. FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK. FUCK THAT BITCH "SLIP OF MUSCLE" GODDDDD!! OMYGOD! THIS FUCKING HURTS, FUCKKKKK MY HEART!! SABAAAAA TAHIRRRRRR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M CRYINGGGG

— Dec 04, 2020 03:05AM Add a comment

A Sky Beyond the Storm (An Ember in the Ashes, #4)

whimsicaltrash is 40% done with Kill Creek

fuck! I'm honestly spooked out by this!

— Oct 30, 2020 09:56AM Add a comment

whimsicaltrash is 10% done with Wicked Games (Fallen Royals, #2)

wtf is wrong with this dude FFS!! He's so hell-bent on revenge and yet would keep on monologuing about how he cannot lose her again like DUDE!! you need a therapist!! Jesus!!

— Oct 06, 2020 09:51AM Add a comment

whimsicaltrash is on page 100 of 325 of The Roommate (Shameless #1)

i have a problem with the pacing 😭

— Sep 29, 2020 05:47AM Add a comment

whimsicaltrash is 30% done with The Kiss Thief

"He could give her real love, something she would never receive in the Keaton mansion. Not from me and not from her vegetables."

HAHAHAHHAHAHAH "her vegetables" HAHAHAHAHAGAGAGA

— Sep 12, 2020 09:11AM Add a comment

whimsicaltrash is 10% done with The Kiss Thief

“if my bride knew me even a little, she’d know I never kneel.”

insert *Debby Ryan's meme*

— Sep 12, 2020 05:20AM Add a comment

whimsicaltrash is 40% done with A Kingdom of Flesh and Fire (Blood and Ash, #2)

holy shit!! CHAPTER 22 bedtime shenanigans got me like 🌊

— Sep 02, 2020 07:41AM Add a comment

A Kingdom of Flesh and Fire (Blood and Ash, #2)

whimsicaltrash is 25% done with Be My Hero (Forbidden Men, #3)

tris annoyed me so much. dude, work! arghhh

— Aug 26, 2020 04:17AM Add a comment

whimsicaltrash is 30% done with The Way of Kings (The Stormlight Archive, #1)

the way Adolin look up to his father is so adorable lmao and Dalinar gives me DADDY vibes lol

— Aug 20, 2020 03:32AM Add a comment

whimsicaltrash is 15% done with The Way of Kings (The Stormlight Archive, #1)

Kaladin & Syl's relationship warms my heart 💕

— Aug 19, 2020 05:17AM Add a comment

whimsicaltrash is 20% done with A Million Junes

Emily Henry writes banter like no other!!!

— Aug 09, 2020 07:41PM Add a comment

whimsicaltrash is 2% done with I Bet You (Waylon University, #2)

"He smells like alpha male and sex. Hard, passionate sex that makes you orgasm fast and furious."

umm...wha-what?!!

— Aug 07, 2020 10:18AM Add a comment

whimsicaltrash is 40% done with From Blood and Ash (Blood and Ash, #1)

“The next time you go out, wear better shoes and thicker clothing. Those slippers are likely to be the death of you, and that dress…the death of me.”

HOLY SHIT!!! I STOPPED BREATHING!!!!!!

— Jul 27, 2020 11:03PM Add a comment

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