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Calvin and Hobbes😭😭😭 I’m still SOBBING

The best friend used to watch his content too?????? Ick.

Please go to a gynecologist at least though???

Jfc the writing is SO bad

Oh gosh they're fucking without protection...

Maybe its cause I haven't read their book... But seems to me like Aleks and Elena are two awful ass bitches

Really appreciate how Mads is portrayed

Perfect example honestly of how some authors just shouldn't write explicit scenes, cause it hurts the book sometimes

Very... Mechanical? Sex scene

The devil going to church is actually taking me out

I stg I must have missed like 55 chapters cause why are they suddenly in love- although I guess tbf, it’s a r+j retelling…

She’s so freaking annoying… she finally gets out from under her abusive mother, and decides to go running back???

I literally cannot think of a worse person to rule… these two MAYBE have half a brain cell combined.

Show not tell

love when an author world builds, but gives a glossary so yk wtf is happening

Ik the sob stories are meant to make us feel sympathetic towards them but. It just isn’t happening…

Insta love

oh the candle store... ick

he's so fucking sweet i'm sobbing

he can unlock a lock with his freaking TONGUE and asked her to tell him what she wants/if it's not working so he can do better... god lawton, you're perfect

he bought his sister a vibrator...

i just can't help thinking about the health code violations lol

why does every book have to have a traumatized mc...

yay a third act break up... not

clementine with the condom i'm screaming

i really want a lobster roll

there's just so many little things in this book that annoy me...

problems so far:
hello fellow kids vibe
so many references... also who says "roast" anymore
she's so damn childish
enemies to lovers, except why does she even hate him...
confused about the paranormal aspect... why did breaking that bottle curse them if it was literally from goodwill

great... insta lust

take a shot every time she says h-town: bam you're dead