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Okay so this is a metaphor for Covid, right?

Make it stoooopppppp oh my godddddd. As soon as the girlfriend wanted to yerk off her bf in an incredibly high stress situation, I knew it was ‘written by a man’ coded make it STOPPPPP. everyone who gave this 4-5 stars is going on the naughty list that’s how mad I am

This book would be so much better if it wasn’t trying to be both a character study & adventure/thriller/supernatural/horror novel. IM BORED

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This would never happen to me bc I’ve never believe a single word a man has ever said

They’re burning all the witches even if you aren’t one, they (quite literally) got their pitchforks & proof

If we’re doing this with the trains to appease the old gods, this book is getting a 2⭐️

🚂 Cho cho cho who the hell are you & why are you doing that with ur trains 🫣🫣

as a former Michaels employee, I’m having a ball

I would die for Staybehind

this is ur final warning samantha downing

everyone knows how I feel about a character study…. This is the kind person who does stuff at 27 & you think ‘hmm, weird but she’ll grow out of it’ but then is still doing the same loser shit at 35

IM GONNA FINISH IT I SWEAR

pre movie adaptation read

ok I’m here for the ride 🤪

ok 🤪 I’m along for this ride

pre movie adaptation read

I’m only reading bc of the movie adaption - there’s always a certain ick from a Stephen King novel idk. Definitely ticks the ‘must be written by a man bc it constantly mentions breasts & nipples’ box

I do intend on finishing this at some point… just maybe not now

This is so so so fucking good

cheese puns forever

Very spooky

no one loves scheana more than scheana

I hope she actually dies at the end & I mean that in the nicest way possible

The reading slump gods can’t catch me if they can’t find me - this is literally the 5th book I’ve started

YESSSSSS HOLLY JACKSON

no thoughts only keep going

LETS GOOOOOOOO

CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED

This is MY live actually little mermaid