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“life was good this morning. Comfy chair, gorgeous views, excellent coffee, and two orgasms before 8:00 A.M. What more did a girl need?”

I’d love to use this as an insta caption or something but alas I’m not bold enough. Love the quote though. (Even if this character is super annoying.)

Ohhhh how I have missed my curmudgeonly professor and her himbo fae king 🙏🏻🖤 I’m simply delighted to start this after such a long wait!

Going in for a reread as if I haven’t been crying enough lately

An unknown family coming to my house is definitely scary. This horror story is already getting under my skin bc ew, people. Strangers. In my space.

Nick Cave & Bowie mainittu!

I’m currently ill so reading abt death is a nice way to pass the time 😌

WITH A PASSION MIKÄ TÄTÄ NAISTA VAIVAA

Vihaan Konstan äitiä with a passion

Didn’t think I’d get full-on feminine rage when only 5% in my romance book but here we are. A bit too realistic, this one.

”He pulls out the dead dad card whenever he wants pity.”

Ahhahaha I get that. I approve.

CONSENT!!! YES!!!!

Been waiting for this for what feels like eternity. We’re off to a pleasant and promising start!!

Been thinking about a reread for a few years now and on a quiet Sunday evening I decided it was time.

“A witch named Satu Järvinen. I think she’s Swedish”

I am OFFENDED

“Watching a vampire use his sensory powers had to be one of the most surreal experiences anyone could have.”

Reading about it sure is surreal and not in a good way. I’m clenching my teeth in an unhealthy manner through this

”I’ve been moving towards this all my life, thought Thomas: a stranger who knew me, and a scowling ghost taking up residence in the sitting room.”

Catherine St. Day woo me please

In this house we love and respect Aunt Kelmarsh.

”Maybe that’s all a good ghost story is: a way of handing out consequences to the people who never got them in real life.”

Oooh I love.

If I laughed like a woman possessed, bitter and vengeful, what are you going to do about it?

I love Sonya's mum and if mine wasn't awesome as well I'd want to be adopted by Winter

I’m so glad to see a romance book mentioning the importance of getting tested for STDs. Also I’m 20 pages in and I love it so far.

“Certainly queer, even for a queer age”

Never thought I’d relate to a description of a medieval manuscript but here we are

On the French considering how to clean a tapestry that originates from England, the Brits say their continental neighbours are “inadequate caretakers of a priceless national treasure that should never have departed England”.

Which is rich coming from them. I mean have y’all forgotten British Museum? The only reason pyramids aren’t there is that they’d be too hard to move.

St Chad… i love

When a character has an alter ego and then changes shifts the narration so it's now that personality narrating my brain starts purring it's the good shit

”He only picks up history books to label great men fuckwits or curse the church.”

Big mood.

”They apparently did *it* in Year Ten using a sandwich bag as contraception.”

NO PLEASE

I’m in pain I’m only like 1% in and I’m not sure I can finish this…

This is gonna be a hard read and I knew that but man I do wish I didn’t get angry over a father supporting and crying with his daughter. Could my daddy issues just fix themselves please??