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You'd think this girl would learn how to charge her shit or carry a charging cable everywhere..

Am I supposed to side with the bullies here? Cuz I'm definitely not siding with the insufferable "victim."

Damnit, this book was going so well. This is stupid. She's stupid rich, he's a famous NHL player, there's no way her vindictive ex buying the team would ruin his career... 😑

Only 3% in and I already want to murder the fiance. This bodes well.

The MMC is perceived to be an unthinking beast by his captors, but he's out there lifting weights and using exercise machines? These are the dumbest slavers ever.

When's the last time you saw a bear doing reps at the gym? Come on.

Okay, this is getting really stupid. The male character just said the female character's pseudonym and her secret full name (which contains the pseudonym) and he still hasn't pieced it together that they're the same person.

"Seven foot three and 210 lbs of beefy, naked muscle" Nooooo no, that's slenderman proportions. 6'3" and 210, yes, that would be a tall muscular guy.

I find it very had to believe a man would fuck a complete stranger who stalked him, drugged him, kidnapped him, and cuffed him to a bed.... just minutes after he woke up. Like, maybe in a couple hours if he's an especially horny horndog?

If I was captured and given to a random orc woman as punishment, I'd be bursting with questions. He hasn't asked her a single thing about his situation yet, and she hasn't told him to shut up, so why isn't he asking questions right and left?

Nothing wrong with a lil hand job between bros

Ew can he stop referring to himself as "Daddy" now please? Gross.

How on earth didn't they question her about what her Cooper looked like when they also know someone named Cooper...? Even if it was just a "there's probably no way it was him, but did he have ____ hair?"

I love a good bi-awakening story

Pretty obvious the author doesn't know enough about cats to write about one, when she's got the MMC (a veterinarian) and his vet friends feeding a cat spaghetti sauce chock full of onions and garlic and salt.

The dirty talk in this book is excellent. 👌

This book is giving me new weird kinks 😬

Okay, but if the males are the problem, why aren't THEY the ones being strapped down during sex??

Ohhhh shit they've got Holodecks just for simulated sex! That's a fun detail.

Why the fuck is this dumb girl surprised she's pregnant? They've been fucking like bunnies (well...bdsm bunnies) every other page practically!

No, damnit! You do not walk away from that man and his adorable small town community! You bail on your shitty parents and start your own hospital in the sticks!

OMFG we get it, he kidnapped you during a misunderstanding. Shut the fuck up about it already. Jesus this girl is an indecisive wet noodle.

If you're reading this on Kindle and want to know what the orc's saying, use the translator for Icelandic.

Dang, girl. That's a pretty epic rebound. Fuck the first guy you run into, even though you can't see his face, don't know his name, can't speak his language, and he's a different species than you. No slow burn for this book! 😂

Fuck you, Neal!

I'd be so pissed if my twin brother got married and I wasn't invited to the wedding.

Oh god, are they banging on the desk she threw the surveillance device into? Lmao

FINALLY! An author who knows the difference between a palette, a pallet and a palate!

Okay, this one. This one is truly too stupid to live.

I thought Audrey was almost too stupid to live, but Sophia's got her beat by miles.

About time one of these FMCs was interesting!