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oh but the hero is a piece of shit bc I hate love triangles and he’s kind of a wimp

saw this book on reels and was going to skip read

But I actually love Beth and Lanie right now - the absolute definitions of girl’s girls

“You just be smart about it. You make him give you an expensive ring. You put your name on everything, all his property. Then if he leaves you, you take his house.”

I loved the vibe and now I like the vibe less but I’m hoping I’ll eventually love the vibe again

HE CALLED HER PARENTS FOR THE RECIPE THAT IS SO CUTE

There better not be a third act break up scene

I’ve literally read every other page

FINALLY SOMETHING DRAMATIC

WHERE’S THE SLOW BURN

his inner dialogue is so sweet but he’s such an asshole

bruh.

An only fans-esque forum is not what i was expecting for their meet cute but who am i to judge

Bailey might be my fave FMC of all of them

WHAT IS THIS FOOT FETISH

ok i love them so I’m going to pretend that he’s only like 8 years older

-3 points for the 13 year age gap because what in the world do you have to talk about with someone 13 years your junior??? That’s like talking about the first day of freshman year to a newborn babbling baby

EIGHTEEN MONTHS LATER????

BESTIE BE FR

Her boyfriend having the same nickname for her as her dad is a bit weird

You wish that was you, huh

“Then she can play them with me.”

KING

wattpad core

OZ YES I LOVE ALI FOR CHOOSING AN UNEXPECTED CHARACTER TO DO THIS CONVO

ok i kind of love this book so much

It’s so messy

Sabrina can swallow lego wtf

I 🫶 Richard

What a king

JASMINE AND IVAN

I like it so far but why does mz always add some weird comment that makes me wrinkle my nose

Like the feet milk white comment was not necessary- i’m happy for u that ur happy about his tanned feet but I didn’t need to know

Chauvinistic pigs ✨🫶

Dnf @ 28%

bro sharted

this book is ✨annoying me✨